|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-20 |
This is like having Meth DTs where you hallucinate you have wires coming out of your skin, not just bugs, isn't it?
As long as any wires I grew could function as USB inputs or wifi antennae, sign me up.
well they all seem to have butane lighters ready for the testing
I really feel for these people. I think their condition and their suffering is real, and I also believe that science and neurology have no explanation for it.
This, and "abduction" by The Greys or similar alien beings, is our version of mass hysteria similar to koro in southeast Asia or spontaneous mass religious hallucinations all over the world. There are complex and fascinating reasons why this stuff happens but neuroscience is far away from being able to explain how this kind of horrible hysteria spreads or what it's actually doing.
I await some real science not just excusing it as hysteria or schizophrenia, but properly explaining causality chemically, socially, & culturally. Because people who are diagnosing themselves with this are NOT diagnosed schizophrenics, they are often otherwise functional people.
Grey alien abduction could be temporal love seizures, I've had them, it's not real, but can be triggered in a lab.
According to wikimaybenotbullshitbutIdoubtitpedia, Morgellons (named after hairy back disease from the 1690s) started around 2001, so I think the cause is, once again, the Internet making us inhumanly nonsentiently retarded.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-20 |
Oh, FUCK no! From the comments:
"Its called GMOD now (Genetically Modified Organism Disease)"
THEY'VE INFECTED STEAM! I CAN'T PLAY TF2 NOW! MY HATS!!!
|The Mothership - 2012-11-20 |
Thank you for introducing me to a whole new world of crazy. Is your mental illness manifesting physically? Must be NASA nanotubes trying to turn you into a different life form. Where does being a targeted individual end and where do the Morgellons begin? Are the bugs under your skin remote controlled by gangstalkers? How do the chemtrails fit into all this madness?
//spoilers (they're crazy and scratch themselves compulsively and their clothes sticks to them.)
|StanleyPain - 2012-11-20 |
Quantum Dots is a good band name.
|Sanest Man Alive - 2012-11-20 |
"People who have Morgellons deserve respect" and I don't need to watch further than that. (I did anyway)
Really, if these guys didn't want to get infected with self-replicating nanotube polymers, they wouldn't have blown the whistle on the faked moon landing.
|memedumpster - 2012-11-20 |
My nanosnakes! That doesn't say "NASA" that says "NAW, BITCH!"
|BHWW - 2012-11-20 |
Morgellons victims deserve respect, like victims of the Men in Black, and Elven Holocaust survivors.
DO YOU SEE ANY MORE ELVES AROUND ANYMORE?
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-11-20 |
Morgellons victims deserve just as much respect as indigos and otherkin.
And by respect, I mean outright ridicule and laughter at their expense.
|White Trash Party - 2012-11-20 |
Wow forgot all about Morgellons. Best part about it is that the CDC actually investigated it. The results are as would expect:
"Neuropsychological testing revealed a substantial number of study participants who scored highly in screening tests for one or more co-existing psychiatric or addictive conditions, including depression, somatic concerns (an indicator of preoccupation with health issues), and drug use."
Wonder how much money that wasted.
|spikestoyiu - 2012-11-20 |
The on-going battle between Morgellons and gang stalking for my absolute favorite mental disorder.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-11-20 |
I like how they choose one of the most grossly underfunded agencies to be the target of the crazy.
That's just a cover, they'll tell you. They really get bazillions of dollars, probably in Nazi gold.
Besides, they think other unemployed/underemployed people are gangstalkers, so it kind of fits.
It's not like nobody ever accuses the CIA or Pentagon of crazy stuff, but a powerful and well funded department doesn't really give a shit about that because it draws public attention away from the bad things they're actually doing, which are less like X-Files and more like Excel spreadsheets.
The departments that can really be damaged by psychotic rants are the ones that are genuinely needed and/or aren't up to any real maleficence, because those are perpetually underfunded and always the first thing to face a budget axe. That's why shitwipes like Alex Jones aren't just an amusing diversion, they're an active detriment to society.
|poorwill - 2012-11-20 |
THC oil makes it go away and heal up
MrJonsound 1 week ago
It's so very tempting to make an anti-morgellons "treatment" out of olive oil and food coloring, followed by a "foundation" to study the "disease."
Study will involve me having a large house, many cars, and a bed made out of money and naked women. Sacrifices for furthering science will have to be made, after all.
You don't need science, you demon riddled heathen, you can heal those people with the power of GOD! By wrapping a HolyPoweredKleenex around the Demongellon Manifestation and paying you 0 for it they will be healed in a few weeks!
It's the one time faith healing would actually work as a legitimate practice, because the patient is untreatable stupid.
|kingofthenothing - 2012-11-21 |
Say all you want about the crazy, but I am digging, DIGGING, the music.
|Riskbreaker - 2012-11-21 |
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