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Desc:Professor dbag answers a stupid question with a childish drama-queen victim rant
Category:Educational
Tags:douchebag, white people, pajamasmedia, right wing paranoia, cultural wars
Submitted:Riskbreaker
Date:11/27/12
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Adham Nu'man
Jesus Christ what a ridiculous fucking idiot.
Rudy
Well he did demonstrate conclusively why Republicans will never win the culture war. I guess the answer is "not be Bill Whittle"?

Adham Nu'man
"You know fast cars, hot babes, explosions? All those things that you enjoy when you decide to relax and be stupid and you feel like you want to just act infantile for a while to just let loose and unwind? Yeah, we believe in THAT 24/7. The Republican Party: Party All the Time."

TheQuakeSoldier
Utterly vapid, childish, and disconnected from the reality of how the world actually operates. This guy boils the deep questions of our time down to a highschool rivalry.
TeenerTot
Holy crap what a douche.
TeenerTot
Sorry...to be more specific..
Is he advocating big guns and killing people over peace and charity?

Wow, he gets kinda nutty at the end there.

chumbucket
What planet is he from?
Jet Bin Fever
I fucking hate this guy. I want to force him to sit up straight and mess up that weird, age-inappropriate hair of his.
Hooker
I love Bill Whittle. That mea culpa video him and his two douchebag friends made after the election was my favoutire, as he had an extremely intense, strained look on his face like a bird of prey. It really seemed like he was going to start crying or screaming at any moment.

Anyway, you "win the culture" with a sense of humour.
Xenocide
I like how his best example of a conservative ubermensch is James Bond, who isn't American and works for the government.

Hooker
And not real.

Kabbage
hahahahaha

Xenocide
WE BELIEVE IN HOT WOMEN AND GUNS AND THINGS THAT GO BOOM.

If only 13 year old boys could vote, Romney would have swept all 50 states.
The God of Biscuits
THIS IS WHAT CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Oscar Wildcat
Hey Bill, the far Right _owns_ the networks. The Liberals just work for them, and _create_ the culture. It's a hard concept for the Right to grasp, this notion of creating things, rather than ownership of things.

So if you own it, are you responsible for the content? The owners seem to like what the media does with respect to the culture. They're certainly obscenely rich, so by ownership standards they're doing the Lords work. Perhaps Bill, you really don't understand your party very well. It's a common problem.
memedumpster
"We have a military that can vaporize anywhere on the earth and it costs us nothing but money."

GDRLQHDSLKJFHW:H!

...

So that's what it feels like to be looking down a gun sight at a white Western piece of shit and know beyond all doubt every God in the universe wants you to pull the trigger.

Huh.
candyheadrobot
I love how he brings up what people think about his party, only to confirm that belief, with the most grotesquely overt example of Regan-ear politics to describe what his country can do to other countries. I can kill people and all it'll cost is money. When is someone going to invent the human garbage disposal?

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Not doing much to refute the "any sufficiently advanced conservatism is indistinguishable from sociopathy" argument there, Bill. Maybe there's some dictator out there looking to silence "unsuitable elements" that he could sign up with if that is who he is, deep down.

StanleyPain
hahaha


cry some more
dek863
Nuclear powered cars that go 400 mph. I smell a troll..even though I know he isn't.
Blue
Hollywood is not liberal. People see gay people on TV and they think that Hollywood is a gay friendly place. They tolerate gay celebrities just like they tolerate drug addiction or shoplifting. Ellen DeGeneres had her own fucking show. If you're the type that has to audition for things you keep your sexual orientation under your fucking hat.

Hollywood's answer to the culture wars was to give a panel of religious assholes the ability to censor movies and pretend it's not censorship because the filmmakers could, in theory, release their movies in porno theaters and those arthouse theaters if they wanted to. Fuck Hollywood.
Old_Zircon
k isn't really THAT much these days, Bill.
Adham Nu'man
"...the News Media throws a thirty point cloak of invisibility over stories that they find embarrassing..."

Thirty point cloak of invisibility?

Did he really fucking say that? Really?!?
Riskbreaker
Use a 35+ iron hammer to break the 30 point cloak of invisibily!

Kabbage
Holy shit

He did

I thought he was referencing some kind of like, known media maneuver or something

jesus christ

Adham Nu'man
Republican Party rolls a successful Saving Throw against Reality.

Chocolate Jesus
This is my shit.
Maru
fiverooni
Eroticus E
That James Bond analogy really got me thinking.
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