SteamPoweredKleenex The Asylum always gets 5 stars for their bald-faced willingness to shamelessly rip off big-budget movies, but this was uploaded to YouTube over two years ago. "New," it ain't.
duck&cover Sorry, I just assumed it was a ripoff of "John Carter of Mars."
lordpotato Other way around, bro. Are you surprised?
SteamPoweredKleenex It still could have been. Disney could have announced John Carter and these guys just went and read the novel it was based on and slapped this together in an afternoon. I think the story is public domain.
garcet71283 I dunno, Traci Lords lost a lot of her appeal after she hit 18...