SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-24 The Asylum always gets 5 stars for their bald-faced willingness to shamelessly rip off big-budget movies, but this was uploaded to YouTube over two years ago. "New," it ain't.
duck&cover - 2012-11-24 Sorry, I just assumed it was a ripoff of "John Carter of Mars."
lordpotato - 2012-11-24 Other way around, bro. Are you surprised?
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-25 It still could have been. Disney could have announced John Carter and these guys just went and read the novel it was based on and slapped this together in an afternoon. I think the story is public domain.
garcet71283 - 2012-11-25 I dunno, Traci Lords lost a lot of her appeal after she hit 18...
Hooker - 2012-11-25 Quite a bit of makeup on Mars.
Caminante Nocturno - 2012-11-25 That wasn't a bucket, it was a cup. A really small cup, at that.
duck&cover - 2012-11-26 The budget didn't stretch to a bucket.
Jet Bin Fever - 2012-11-26 I bet this still made more money than John Carter.