I watched it all but it was because I actually have to sharpen something similar.

I watched the first five parts of one of his plane making videos, too, and ended up learning about a weird specialized file that led me to finding out about using vinegar to chemically sharpen dull files which led me to rescuing enough worn out but high quality files from my parents' basement that I ended up saving myself at least and a lot of labor when I make my next guitar neck.

I hear what you're saying, though.

On the other hand, if that porno you're describing was real I would definitely watch it.