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Desc:Probably my favorite new Onion webseries. Wait, what?
Category:Religious, Fashion
Tags:Texas, christians, Stylish, Boobalicious
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Now why is this disabled in Canada? Anyone want to download this and reupload it for the rest of the world? I couldn't find any mirrors on YouTube.
Grandmaster Funk
Canadians aren't rich Texans!

The Mothership
i think Jesus had something to say about people like this. something about how they were only religious for show? how they made a big stink about showing their faith but were really empty inside. 5 stars because this totally could have been an onion clip.
These aren't style tips. She's just saying to make things elegant and beautiful, while showing a really rich person's house and catered event.

What's the fashion version? "Go to an expensive boutique, and buy a lot of clothes that look good on you. Don't buy things are that ugly. Then wear them."

Oops, not meant as a response. But to add to that:

I once heard a preacher talk about how the devil was working to pervert Christianity, to teach them false things in the name of Christianity but were actually sin.

He was also preaching how the poor audience needed to give him money, and publicly display and proclaimed their faith in the form of Christian merchandise, and to be intolerant and hostile to those who don't follow the true Christian lifestyle, all so God would make them rich and grant their wishes on earth. Lot's of talk about abortion, gays and protecting the country, none about charity (except to his church), peace, humility or materialism.

So overall, a very convincing argument.

Robin Kestrel
It occurs to me that there is probably baptismal porn somewhere.

"O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?"

John the Baptist, Doom Prophet and Professional Asshole Drowner.

White Trash Party
Five stars for evil vapidness. You can see more of them in some of the linked vids to this one.
This is all part of the Texan Secessionist Conspiracy. They're showing us how shitty they are so the rest of the country will want them to secede as well.
I was baptized in a hot tub. This is not a euphemism.
Born in the RSR
I was baptized in a giant tin pot as an infant.

Papist swine!

If a hot tub was always a necessary ingredient in baptism, I think Christianity would be a lot more appealing.

Blink, blink, blinkity-blink blink.
Jet Bin Fever
Oscar Wildcat
For some reason I keep reading the title as Stylish Adult Babies.
Needs "why the terrorists hate us" tag
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