Canadians aren't rich Texans!

These aren't style tips. She's just saying to make things elegant and beautiful, while showing a really rich person's house and catered event.

What's the fashion version? "Go to an expensive boutique, and buy a lot of clothes that look good on you. Don't buy things are that ugly. Then wear them."

Oops, not meant as a response. But to add to that:

I once heard a preacher talk about how the devil was working to pervert Christianity, to teach them false things in the name of Christianity but were actually sin.

He was also preaching how the poor audience needed to give him money, and publicly display and proclaimed their faith in the form of Christian merchandise, and to be intolerant and hostile to those who don't follow the true Christian lifestyle, all so God would make them rich and grant their wishes on earth. Lot's of talk about abortion, gays and protecting the country, none about charity (except to his church), peace, humility or materialism.

So overall, a very convincing argument.

It occurs to me that there is probably baptismal porn somewhere.

"O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?"

John the Baptist, Doom Prophet and Professional Asshole Drowner.

I was baptized in a giant tin pot as an infant.

Papist swine!

If a hot tub was always a necessary ingredient in baptism, I think Christianity would be a lot more appealing.