stars for the cinematic edit
|Binro the Heretic |
Bonus points for resisting the entirely understandable urge to beat the shit out of the idiot who failed to properly secure that thing to his truck.
Five for the idiot truck driver not securing it to his truck. I had a similar thing happen to me with my car in Birmingham, AL. This time it wasn't a mattress but a wrought iron chair that fell out of someone's truck. I barely missed it.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Saw this sort of thing happen on my way back to the office on Friday afternoon. Tie your shit down assholes.
Fuck that mattress for daring to fly away from an imminent arrival at a perfectly good home.
I was driving home one day and the freeway was backed up due to an accident...turns out some douche just sat an already assembled futton in the back of his truck with the tailgate down and it flew out into the car behind him which ended up causing a pile up.
Oh well, it's still always funny to see tailgates with a dent in the top of them from where the driver used to always leave it open and backed into something.
now what am i supposed to sleep on
So tired of these QTEs.
|The Mothership |
holy shit that was close......
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I propose a "Death Bed" tag.
|Jet Bin Fever |
It was escaping a life of back sweat and beer farts.
I had this happen to me with a couch.
-1 for bullshit fight choreography edit ruining the actual exhilaration of the scary ass event.
Similar thing happened to me about a year or so ago. Some fucking idiot loaded the back of his car with his patio furniture which consisted of 4 wrought iron chairs, an iron/glass table and giant umbrella. I couldn't quite tell what the stuff was from a distance, but once i got within about 3 car lengths of his truck I noticed, and back way the fuck off. A few minutes later, sure enough, the wind caught the umbrella and there was a huge furniture disaster on the road which thankfully didn't hurt anyone.
People be stupid n' shit.
I was driving down the interstate a few years back and some dumbass had his kid in the back of the truck, and naturally he blew out of the back and nearly smacked into my windshield. Luckily I was able to swerve out of the way in time and the kid just flopped harmlessly onto the road and rolled off onto the shoulder without causing an accident.
Tie your children down, people.
|Don Taye |
I was driving in LA leaving work in Hollywood going back to the valley doing 40 in the fast lane, so you know, really moving for LA. I noticed that a couple cars up people were swerving out of the lane because you know, there was a box spring on fucking fire taking up the fast lane. Did not slow down traffic though, people just darted into the next lane then moved the fuck on. In a town where a loud fart will shut down the 405 for hours I was impressed. Just your normal flaming bed commute.
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