Wichita, Kansas, truly the mecca of vidyagame development.

Get a degree in game design and I promise you the real world is going to give you a wake-up call by handing you your ass.

Game Design Courses are the Bartending Schools of the new century.

Love that tag.

Or, hey, if you want an attractive woman to proposition you, get a useful degree!

Their website is suspiciously bereft of any real information. Five for debt peonage.

She's not fat, bathes, and has been outside. This is not your typical gamer. Captain obvious, here.

Seanbaby had a good write up on this and other game design ads on cracked.com

"Yes, I'd like to sign up for game college because the woman mashing random buttons on TV implied she would fuck me if I did. Does she live at your school? Do I get to meet her on graduation day?"

In all seriousness, the kids these ads are aimed at should at least A) go to an accredited art school or B) get a CS degree. At least then they have a tad more job options when they graduate.

This woman is mentally ill.

Dozens of poor teenage boy brains never stood a chance.

BUT I MADE AN INDIE GAME IN WHICH YOU PLAY A TEAR THAT WAS SHED BY A SEXUALLY ABUSED BOY WHO THEN GROWS UP AND BECOMES BITTER IN HIS ADULT LIFE AND THEN HIS TEARS TRAVEL TO A ANOTHER....HEY WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING???