|Jet Bin Fever |
Just what the world needs, more shitty FPS games.
|Eroticus E |
Stay a rook??? Hang on, Mindfire Academy. I'm coming to get my self-respect back.
I've spent my whole life trying to get into game development. I lucked into the job a few months ago.
I quit after a few weeks. Turns out I fucking hate it. I hate it way more than call center work or retail.
Anyway I'm going to college and I have no idea what I should major in. Somebody suggested chemistry because I do drugs and it's literally the only lead I have. Poetv, what should I major in?
Some kind of awesome science. Chemistry is cool. So is astrophysics (or even regular physics), if you were good at maths. Or paleobotany like you always secretly wanted, but couldn't afford the schooling. so now instead you're making awful cartoonies for toys and awful voices for other toys and working out of the house means i never get any social interaction and don't meet nice people and will die alone, chocking on a frozen dinner over the sink.
I still make games. It's different when it's a job, though. I cannot fucking handle debugging when there's any kind of pressure.
I'd suggest accounting. There's tons of work, it pays decent, and the software does 90% of the work for you when you're on the actual job.
How does the whole royalty thing work? None of the princes are attractive to me, can I gay marry a princess and become a princess?
You'd either have to marry a prince, or do something so freaking fantastic that a monarch actually bestows the title upon you. As for the hot chick-on-princess action, I don't think you'd get the title. When a non-noble man marries a princess he doesn't become a prince, he stays one of the unwashed masses. So I'd assume it'd work the same as if you were a man.
Actually I could totally see myself in some sort of poly arrangement with Princess Máxima and her husband Willem-Alexander Prince of Orange. I like the Netherlands and would like to live there.
The best way to get prince Willem-Alexander to marry you is to be an investment banker in New York. I could do that.
Normally I'd say that's a stupid idea with 0% chance of success, but then again I bought 10 powerball tickets last night.
Do it, Doug.
What up, n00b?
All of you are fucking poe noobs, except for whoever made bo news.
Seanbaby (hilariously) covered this and a bunch of other schools' commercials.
He's right about that guy in the Westwood commercial, the first time I saw it, when he said "and my mom said I would never get ANYWHERE with these games" I'm surprised he didn't follow with "...that FUCKING CUNT"
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm too intimidated by this kid's trolling to apply to this college.
Maybe I'm a noob, but you're a FAGGOT!
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