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Desc:Allow this obnoxious prepubescent boy-troll to browbeat you into videogame design.
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Tags:tighten up the graphics a little bit, Mindfire Academy, rook
Submitted:BHWW
Date:11/28/12
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Jet Bin Fever
Just what the world needs, more shitty FPS games.
chumbucket
JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMP..RELOADRELOADRELOAD...FIREFIREFIRE
That guy
It's the new version of "I'm driving a car right now! ...not pretending to on a studio backlot".

Eroticus E
Stay a rook??? Hang on, Mindfire Academy. I'm coming to get my self-respect back.
Blue
I've spent my whole life trying to get into game development. I lucked into the job a few months ago.

I quit after a few weeks. Turns out I fucking hate it. I hate it way more than call center work or retail.

Anyway I'm going to college and I have no idea what I should major in. Somebody suggested chemistry because I do drugs and it's literally the only lead I have. Poetv, what should I major in?
chumbucket
Puppetry:
http://youtu.be/OiUmePq2els

TeenerTot
Some kind of awesome science. Chemistry is cool. So is astrophysics (or even regular physics), if you were good at maths. Or paleobotany like you always secretly wanted, but couldn't afford the schooling. so now instead you're making awful cartoonies for toys and awful voices for other toys and working out of the house means i never get any social interaction and don't meet nice people and will die alone, chocking on a frozen dinner over the sink.

Sorry, what?

spikestoyiu
Something that forbids Internet access.

poorwill
If you want to 'get into game development' all you have to do nowadays is make a game. You don't need to be a piece in an intricate assfuck clockwork arrangemnt. If you meant you just hate the very process of making a game, yeah, be a puppeteer or a tiger or a princess.

Blue
I still make games. It's different when it's a job, though. I cannot fucking handle debugging when there's any kind of pressure.

Doomstein
I'd suggest accounting. There's tons of work, it pays decent, and the software does 90% of the work for you when you're on the actual job.

memedumpster
If you don't mind programming, but want something more important to do with it, I suggest astronomy. Astronomy constantly needs software written and it's the only thing going on on earth that I would remotely call "not absolute worthless human soul wasting dogshit" when attached to the "career."

You will be hated by 80% of mankind for not furthering human stupidity though, so be ready for that.

Caminante Nocturno
Major in home economics.

Blue
How does the whole royalty thing work? None of the princes are attractive to me, can I gay marry a princess and become a princess?

Doomstein
You'd either have to marry a prince, or do something so freaking fantastic that a monarch actually bestows the title upon you. As for the hot chick-on-princess action, I don't think you'd get the title. When a non-noble man marries a princess he doesn't become a prince, he stays one of the unwashed masses. So I'd assume it'd work the same as if you were a man.

Blue
Actually I could totally see myself in some sort of poly arrangement with Princess Máxima and her husband Willem-Alexander Prince of Orange. I like the Netherlands and would like to live there.

The best way to get prince Willem-Alexander to marry you is to be an investment banker in New York. I could do that.

Doomstein
Normally I'd say that's a stupid idea with 0% chance of success, but then again I bought 10 powerball tickets last night.

Do it, Doug.

Old_Zircon
What up, n00b?
Blue
All of you are fucking poe noobs, except for whoever made bo news.
FABIO
Seanbaby (hilariously) covered this and a bunch of other schools' commercials.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-stupidest-video-game-school- commercials/
chumbucket
Thank you, that was hilarious.

Spaceman Africa
oh good can this be Video Game School Commercials week?

Herr Matthias
I read that about a year ago and I still lose it sometimes randomly thinking about that graph-paper-electrocuting gorilla.

BHWW
He's right about that guy in the Westwood commercial, the first time I saw it, when he said "and my mom said I would never get ANYWHERE with these games" I'm surprised he didn't follow with "...that FUCKING CUNT"

Caminante Nocturno
I'm too intimidated by this kid's trolling to apply to this college.
StanleyPain
Maybe I'm a noob, but you're a FAGGOT!
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