|misterbuns - 2012-11-27 |
raphael is cool but rude
I thought Michaelangelo was a party dude.
My bad. "Michealangelo has ATT-I-TUDE!"
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.
Donatello has consensual sex with machines.
And Leonardo...leads. You're boring, Leonardo.
|cognitivedissonance - 2012-11-27 |
THE ARCHIVE OF AMERICAN TELEVISION. A VAST BUNKER BENEATH THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. IMPENETRABLE, IMPREGNABLE. NOT MADE WITH HUMAN HANDS.
just a titan glowing screen that predates terrestrial multicellular life.
The archive will exist, unchanging, all-seeing, until Spongebob Squarepants airs its 500th episode. On that day, the human genome will be irrevocably changed, and we will all know the true beautiful horror of existence. Mothers will eat their children, nations will burn, flesh will be used as currency. And the Archive will rise from beneath the Earth, to feast on a dying world.
But it will be sure to finish up within the hour, so it can be back in time for an all new iCarly. This week: Carly can't decide on a prom dress!
|That guy - 2012-11-28 |
Dear Mr. Lorre-
I have followed you your entire career, and I am writing you today because I would be thrilled if you would drink a Drano margarita at your very earliest convenience.
|Stopheles - 2012-11-28 |
"We read all the comics...and then we completely ignored them and made each character describable in one line."
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