she has a big but

Joy just always turns to ashes in your mouth, doesn't it, dumpster?

A lady with a nice voice sang a cartoon theme song, so culture is dead. Makes sense.

No no, EvilHomer said it in right context, I'm a killjoy. No need to go throwing out some kind of weird teleological snarkument to explain it. I'm mostly disappointed because I have no gummi bears.

Led Zeppelin just released their O2 concert and it's awesome. Some things are still going well.

Honestly, I just give her credit for getting through the entire thing without cracking up. And also for appreciating good cartoons.

GUMMY BERRY JUUUUUUUUICE, AWWW BABY!

You are the fucking worst in everything, memedumpster.

She's alright... for a homewrecker.

Also, she named her kid Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean.

Yeah, I don't know what all the complaints are about. This is the musical equivalent of Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans.

I liked this a lot. Unironically.

The best part about it, for me at least, is that I've never seen a Gummi Bears hermaphrodite cockvore fic. The series is still untouched, still sitting just outside my recollection in this hazy, summerwarm mist of childhood bliss. Alicia sounds like she's coming from the same experience- her delivery is simple, beautiful, and honest; like a wide-eyed young child on a Saturday morning, experiencing a marvelous new world with her Gummi friends, untouched by the cynicism and perversity of our jaded adult life.

Plus I totally want to fuck her.