She is all this video was for me.

More like Polly BOINKo.

Indeed.

A family classic.

take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial
home for incurable tyrants and kings
and they can appear to themselves every day
on closed circuit t.v.
to make sure they're still real
it's the only connection they feel
"ladies and gentlemen, please welcome reagan and haig
mr. begin and friend mrs. thatcher and paisley
mr. brezhnev and party
the ghost of mccarthy
the memories of nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin
american meat packing glitterati"
did they expect us to treat them with any respect
they can polish their medals and sharpen their
smiles, and amuse themselves playing games for a while
boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead
safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
with their favourite toys
they'll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial
wasters of life and limb
is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied

I'd say eat the rich, but this guy looks like he would be pretty stringy and dry...does he have any rich and tender grandkids?

I would go into rope, and bring back hanging.

Beheading, fiesta-style...like a pinata. Blindfold with an axe. Plus youtube.

British politicians have never been averse to using the advanced weapons technology against unruly tribals.

"I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. The moral effect should be so good that the loss of life should be reduced to a minimum. It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects on most of those affected." - Winston Churchill

Should read "British politicians have historically welcomed the opportunity to use the advanced weapons technology against unruly tribals."

There are obv some sane ones, too.

God, I wish.

The problem isn't that some people want to nuke stuff. The problem is that most people don't want to nuke *enough*.

Wow, EvilHomer, did your account get hacked by Cena Mark of 2003?

You do know nuclear weapons are a failure when they're used, right? And that the first country to nuke another will be eradicated by the rest of the planet? If you're under 30 and hold the opinion that nukes "should be used" kindly remove yourself from society by your own hand.

Really? Nukes "don't work"? Gosh, that's news to me, meme ol' buddy. Maybe you should explain this whole crazy theory of yours in a bit more detail. Exhaustive detail. Because, you know, I'm totally and seriously in favor of nuking a whole buncha shit. Kablooey!

You dork.

They work fine, but only if you don't use them.

Only if you don't use them, but the other guy believes you're willing to.

All kidding aside though, c'mon. You wouldn't even be a LITTLE tempted to drop a neutron bomb on Jerusalem? Mecca? Lord Fartface's house? Me?

No, man.

By work as designed, would they release a lot of fast neutrons that would be reflected back to the chain reaction in conventional thermonuclear devices? Yes, they would.

The original intent of the neutron bomb was to create a tactical nuke that was also effective against massed tank columns (which protect their occupants against blast and thermal radiation).

If they worked as designed they'd block kilometer wide stretches of mountain passes for a day or two. Diffuse radioisotope dust from fast neutron reactions and bomb residue is not immediately lethal so long as you don't eat or inhale it. Damp scarves make reasonably effective anti-dust masks.