My entire family has been boycotting Applebee's for years on account of their food being crimes against humanity.
Nobody I know eats there because none of us want to pay for a meal comprised of at least 25% Lowrey's Seasoned Salt.
|Binro the Heretic |
COCKSMILE: Now with added idiotic laugh!
|The Mothership |
wait, liberals were boycotting Applebees? why didn't I hear about this in the NYT?
It's not really a boycott so much as an incessant trolling on their facebook page.
The game is pretty easy: Go onto Applebee's facebook page and describe what their food picture posts are made of and what they actually taste like compared with decent food. Then call them a bunch of assholes.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
He is so drunk right now. Drunk and tired.
I take no pleasure in seeing Larry so sad and defeated, desperately trying to use Applebee's to cling to image of himself as a winner.
And by that I mean that I take a great deal of pleasure in this.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Nice haircut, Larry.
He seems happy enough with his government-issued gay life partner, I don't see what he's complaining about.
What we're looking at is the result of a week of nonstop drinking and crying over Romney.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Applebees is without a doubt one of the most horrendously bad chain restaurants in America, which says a hell of a lot. It is virtually impossible to eat there and not feel like you're birthing a xenomorph.
Someone boycotted Applebee's?
I'm sure this guy will happily forgo any treatment for heart disease his Applebee's habit brings on so we won't have to pay for it.
Hey conservatives, you can have your Applebees and Chik-Fil-A and Papa Johns and such. Really. You can have them.
A part of me wants to call troll. The smugness seems way too affected to be real. In fact, his whole persona is downright cartoonish*. Then I remember the other shit I've seen on this site.
This place has made me so paranoid and so gullible at once.
*Seriously, am I the only one picturing him as a Ren & Stimpy character?
He's been at this long enough that I don't think he's a troll judging from the content of his older videos (like, from years ago).
|Cherry Pop Culture |
Holy Hell. I keep getting this guy, VenomFangX and SpikeBravo mixed up. I keep thinking it's the same guy.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
From what I understand, this is because a single franchise owner came on Fox and said he might cut some workers to part time to avoid paying benefits. If that the case, a national boycott does not seem warranted.
And I like Papa John's Pizza. If Romney had won, I probably wouldn't have ever eaten another slice, but I ordered an extra cheese and mushroom on election night.
I can't do Papa John's anymore, and it's nothing to do with who owns it. Their pizzas just taste "sweet" to me, which kind of kills the whole experience. I tend to go for local pizzeria fare wherever I am, or Pizza Hut if there's absolutely nothing else.
Papa John's sucks, the tomato sauce is definitely too sweet and sugary. The cheese is somehow tasteless and rubbery, and the crust is chewy and dry. Pizza Hut is the best as far as the national chain pizza places go. It's always a good idea to ask around for the best tasting local pizza shop, or just look in the phone book.
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