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Desc:Despite having no income and living in a broken down motorhome with no running water
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:spikebravo, nick bravo, financial genius
Submitted:Cocheese
Date:12/04/12
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Comment count is 22
FABIO
If I had decided to go with the used, rear wheel drive Mustang over the new, sensible Honda Civic when my younger self was car shopping last time I'd probably be dead by now =(
Doomstein
I drive a 1984 Mustang. Something breaks on it every two months.

Literally every two months.

It was one of those situations where you come out of a bad relationship and you have nothing but the shirt on your back. Your car was wrecked by the ex before she left, and her not being there to pay her half of the rent causes you to lose your place. So public transportation doesn't run by where you're staying, and you need a way to get back and forth to work. So what do you do? You buy a ,500 beater and decide you're going to 'fix it up', that's what!

So a quick check of the ol' craigslist and a few shady dealings with some local ex-cons and I was the proud owner of a four-eyed 'Box Fox'. One of the easiest cars to modify and work on.

Unfortunately three years and 5 grand later I'm still swapping out stuff that randomly decides to implode, explode, and self destruct.

God help me I do love it so.

EvilHomer
At least he's honest about his motivation. It takes a big man to admit you're pissing money down the drain to compensate for ego problems.

A lesser man could have come up with some crazy story, like "I bought a Mustang so I could make big money in the underground drag racing circuit", but not Nick Bravo. Nick Bravo takes the high road.
Doomstein
I once convinced myself that I was a good enough marksman to get into competitive shooting.

So I went and bought a Springfield M1A National Match rifle for over 2 grand with a credit card.

After my first attempt at the CMP Service rifle match I came to the realization that compared to everyone else, I'm really fucking terrible. I think I may have accidentally shot the guy's target in the lane next to me.

So I bought a bayonet and now have a 00 spear sitting in my closet reminding me of my hubris.

newbilus
It's a rental.
Doomstein
Yep, my first guess was he snuck onto a Ford dealership lot.

chumbucket
Ah yes our favorite rat-faced rambling man. I miss the van.
Burnov
I'm very curious to see where this is going.

Lets look at the facts:

- Homeless person

- Poor financial decisions + lack of impulse control

- Purposely undisclosed/obfuscated financial situation
OxygenThief
All roads lead to the Republican Party.

kingarthur
Bipolar disorder requiring prescription of anti-psychotics coupled with paranoia and god knows what else?

Hooker
Does he frost the bottom half of his moustache?
Jet Bin Fever
He is WINNING, you guys!
StanleyPain
The Randian superman goes to church? Gee...it wouldn't be for charity, now, would it?
Disaster
did he start off his youtube career as a Satanist?
OxygenThief
haha youtube career

baleen
Randian provocateur/actor/poet.

Disaster
I seem to recall a video of him standing in front of some kind of tiger print rug and extolling the virtues of satan

Craptabulous
Jesus. The idiocy here is fucking astounding. A sheer disregard for his own well being and needs to get something he just, let's be honest, fucking wants. Dude is gonna remain homeless due to poor choices and keep preaching "The good word" against logic and reason.

Let's hope something bad happens to him and he happens to record it and put it online.
Craptabulous
Oops, forgot my stars.

Old_Zircon
Pf all the things wrong with his thinking here, for some reason the one that really bugs me is if he's really spending 2 hours of commute time every time he showers, maybe he should skip one or two showers and use the extra time to BUILD HIS OWN DAMN SHOWER. It's not hard and it's not very expensive.
memedumpster
This is the dark secret of Spike Bravo : most of us would be way better at being homeless than he is, even if we stayed homeless, by sheer audacity of clever-monkeyness.

The van he had is way more potentially valuable than that car, unless he stole it and intends to sell it.

electricdepression
Wait, how does a homeless dude with terrible credit afford a brand new Ford Mustang convertible? Even if it's a rental, how does he have the money?
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