Kabbage  - 2012-12-12
Fuck yes
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Hugo Gorilla - 2012-12-12
Crash and Burn!
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TheMarsTravolta - 2012-12-12
I don't even need a plot for this to be entertaining.
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chumbucket - 2012-12-12
Charlie Day and Ron Perlman in the same movie? I'll watch that.
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CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-12-12
I didn't think I'd be back in the theatres any time soon (I'm averaging about once in 1.5 years these days).
Then this happened. I will love this too much.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-12-12
JAAK = Jet-Assisted Ass-Kicking
Also, GlaDOS!!!
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misterbuns - 2012-12-12 To set up a portal franchise, maybe.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-12-13 Dessert, you've just hit the nail on the head, and that kind of crap just showed up in Fringe. A character was losing his emotions, and with it, the ability to form contractions when he spoke. Because being emotional makes you say "can't" and "won't," I guess.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-12-13 Because Guillermo Del Toro loves "Portal".
And since this is his movie and he had the juice to make it happen, he hired Ellen McLain to provide the voice for his computers.
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CornOnTheCabre - 2012-12-13 although im still holding out stupid hope that this entire movie is just a viral marketing campaign for Half-Life 3
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duck&cover - 2012-12-12
Clear the gantry�gantry�gantry.
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Millard - 2012-12-12
I'd be way more excited about this if I was 14. Maybe it has an outside chance at Independence Day-levels of stupid fun, but man.
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Pillager - 2012-12-12
Happy Happy, Destroy Destroy!!
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Gojira1000 - 2012-12-12
On behalf of kaiju everywhere; shit yeah!
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GravidWithHate - 2012-12-12
Big O vs. Cthulhu.
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PegLegPete - 2012-12-12
Honestly, robot jocks was more interesting, they should just remake that. And the "WOOOOOMMMMMMM" sound is getting overplayed. Also portal cake song voice? At least it's not another transformers.
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baleen - 2012-12-13 solro do you want a job
A PACIFIC RIMJOB
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SolRo - 2012-12-13 so you're offering to...nevermind, I forgot how stupid you are.
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Callamon - 2012-12-13
I don't know how but Clay is totally behind this
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EvilHomer - 2012-12-13 It's OK, though. Some plot twists will happen, and at the last minute Jax'll totally let Clay off the hook, so we can keep the tension going in the sequel, until three movies from now, Jax looks in the mirror and discovers that he has BECOME Clay.
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StanleyPain - 2012-12-13
To be extremely nerdy, this film really isn't much like Robot Jox, which was about nations using giant robots to settle wars in a one on one fashion rather than army vs. army.
It, does however, bear a resemblance to the weird, Robot Jox-offshoot movie Crash and Burn which was made by the same people.
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garcet71283 - 2012-12-13
Power Rangers as envisioned by the guy who made Pans Labyrinth.
There are not enough stars.
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squadoo - 2012-12-13
I am so OK with this! I have fond childhood memories of Robot-Jox, They sold me on the "dude in a sensor-suit controlling a giant robot concept" a long time ago. As crappy as the whole aliens from under the sea premise is, I am sure this movie will be/become a cult classic. I think this kinda translates to a classic Knight in shining armor saves the kingdom from the dragon storytale. Nice.
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memedumpster - 2012-12-13
I absolutely love giant robots beating the shit out of things, I have since I was a child and watched Tranzor Z at the State Home For Future Total Bastards.
I wont be seeing this.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2012-12-13
ROUSING SPEECH BY STRINGER BELL!!!
also GLaDOS! FUCK!!
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DriverStabby - 2012-12-13
Jet Jaguar.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-12-13 HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL
EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL
JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR!
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM
HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY
HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAM'S APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA
HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOC !
WHO'S THERE?
HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY
YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH !
DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MAN.
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DriverStabby - 2012-12-13 Gosh. I guess you caught an episode of MST3K.
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Hooker - 2012-12-13
You're not supposed to start at Mechani-Kong. Oh well.
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Albuquerque Halsey - 2012-12-13
this movie will come out, i will want to see it, but i don't go to the movies by myself and the group of friends i usually go to the movies with have not talked to me in almost a year.
I want to see this but i won't.
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Hooker - 2012-12-13 Dude, just go to a movie by yourself. Fuck social expectations.
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fatatty - 2012-12-13 You can do anything! You can touch the moon! Make a b-line for the nearest on ramp and you'll turn into a robot!
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Hooker - 2012-12-14 Why not? People don't care about other people watching a movie by themselves. I never think anything of someone that sits down by themselves at a theatre.
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SolRo - 2012-12-14 If I, with my acute social anxiety, can manage to go see a movie alone, you shouldn't have any problems.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-12-13
I hope this movie has rocket breasts.
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memedumpster - 2012-12-13 You need to demand Aphrodite be in the sequel, but you better hurry, the sequel is being written RIGHT NOW.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-12-13 They probably couldn't get the rights to the Barbeaubot.
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Jeriko-1 - 2012-12-13
"Oh, you broke the bridge. I'm sure the people now falling to their deaths are thankful the monster didn't kill them."
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Oscar Wildcat - 2012-12-13
"But General, forget your nonsense about atomic weapons, the salespeople at Raytheon told us that the only solution to the giant monsters was an equally as large robot that can punch it to death."
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-12-13 "I would like to go on record as saying that we abandoned conventional tactics far too soon."
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FABIO - 2012-12-13 Well they used up all their jets flying into monster punch range. What do you expect?
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SolRo - 2012-12-14 Giant aliens teleporting from another dimension? Fine.
Giant robots to fight them? I CANT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT.
Plus 'nuke the city to save the city' sounds dumb.
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MacGyver Style Bomb - 2012-12-13
"Don't Fuck With Humans" the movie.
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Simillion - 2012-12-14 So you think, until you see the surprise what-a-tweest ending.
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Monty Cantsin - 2012-12-13
Johnny Sokko.
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fatatty - 2012-12-13
So we're all going to ignore thousands of hours of Japanese film and animation and pretend Robot Jox popularized people in giant mech suits fighting monsters/each other?
Well whatever, shut up and take my money and all that.
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TheSupafly - 2012-12-13
This sounds terrible, it looks terrible, it is a terrible idea, but its probably still gonna somehow be good.
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misterbuns - 2013-07-12 I was wrong, you were wrong.
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bongoprophet - 2016-12-12 aaaand how very very wrong everyone was!
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