For the retarded bro-gasm at 3:51.
I was once trying to make up a series of racially charged mixed drinks, among them the Black on Black Violence, the Anchor Baby (dropping a shot of Mezcal into a glass of... I dunno... Southern Comforttt...), and then I really wanted to make one called White Privilege but I couldn't think of anything good. Then someone linked me to this man joylessly chugging an entire bottle of Cristal and I just knew, THAT was the White Privilege. It was just this indescribably act of tragically overpriced endurance douchebaggery.
The smell of sulfur 24 hours later must have been unbearable.
|Syd Midnight |
So why won't Smash Mouth do it? Smash Mouth, eat the eggs.
"Nobody can eat 50 eggs."
Depending on egg size, that's 3550-4500 Calories, 5 times the %DV for saturated fat, 40-45 times the %DV for cholesterol (11850-13300 mg). Enjoy your erectile dysfunction, cerebral and myocardial infarction in a couple decades, Dudebro.
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