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Category:Horror, Religious
Tags:Get Colon Cancer and Die
Submitted:Albuquerque Halsey
Date:12/14/12
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Comment count is 37
memedumpster - 2012-12-14
Fuck God.

Where were YOU, asshole!? All his reasons as to why God didn't help (because he's a whining manbaby) are actually this man's reasons for being the worst human possible.
TheQuakeSoldier - 2012-12-14
The best thing that could come of this is to burn these motherfuckers and their insane book of lies to the ground.
Millard - 2012-12-14
So when someone shoots up this guy's church...?
poorwill - 2012-12-14
Don't tempt me.

Toenails - 2012-12-14
I'm going to see how many times during this segment I can type the word "shitbag"...

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Cool, he's a nice round 80 shitbags. That was fun because while I was typing it out, I didn't have to listen to the ol' shitbag.
EvilHomer - 2012-12-14
He's got a good point there.

"God, no Godding! God, no Godding! God, no Godding!"

AWWW MAN.
joelkazoo - 2012-12-15
Dammit, Homer, you made me laugh. Stars for you.

Fuck this guy raw up the ass with a stick.

Binro the Heretic - 2012-12-14
Couldn't type a response right away because I was literally blinded with rage.

There are not enough stars for such evil.
The Mothership - 2012-12-14
I know, I had to pause too.

The Mothership - 2012-12-14
"I'll be glad to protect your children, but..."



Jesus wept.
Pillager - 2012-12-14
Huh?

God didn't let people get shot before '62?


His grasp of history is kinda weak.
godot - 2012-12-14
The body count here is lower than the 1927 Bath School bombings (38 children, 6 adults).

Blue - 2012-12-14
Okay, you win. This nation is now Lutheran.

Your kid is failing Bible class. We think he might be a baptist.
Riskbreaker - 2012-12-14
We get it, you're a miserable piece of shit sir, now shut up.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-12-14
I like to think that movie montage of 100 shut ups is just for him.

Cena_mark - 2012-12-14
The principal is more powerful than God. God tried to get in and got a paddling.
Xenocide - 2012-12-14
I don't believe in Hell, but now I kind of want to, because some people don't deserve a nice, relaxing eternity of nothingness.
Chocolate Jesus - 2012-12-14
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shooting#1800s
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-12-14
Dear Mike Huckabee: This planet has supported you and your ancestors to bring you, a sentient being, into existence. You have committed the crime of wasting the sentience you didn't deserve in the first place. You owe everyone an apology for deciding to be less useful than your own body weight in fertilizer.
Quad9Damage - 2012-12-14
I am so, so sick of this bullshit argument that I'm ready to fucking scream. I have heard it countless times. The people who make this argument NEVER take into account the fact that there are atheist-filled countries out there that don't have epidemics of deranged assholes shooting up any and every place.

Maybe the problem isn't a sky wizard who is a petty, vindictive shit. Maybe the problem is on a much deeper, more psychological level of poison. Maybe the problem lies with certain aspects of our country that these right-wing cockbags don't want to admit are potential problems.

Bryan Fischer also has no idea what the First Amendment actually means, and he can go fuck himself up the ass with his rolled up delusions. FUUUCK.
takewithfood - 2012-12-14
Stars for evil so palpable you could just about drown in it. But that said, the idea of Jehovah sitting idly by and letting helpless elementary school children die out of spite is rather in line with his character.
Meerkat - 2015-12-14
Dude couldn't just say "you know, fuck it, I messed up and created you with an anus that gay dudes could stick a cock in so whatever" and instead goes and holyfucks some old dude's child bride and then he's all like "oh man I gotta kill that little bastard but uh I'm doing it for you guys and stuff" and Jesus is all like "hey man you could always say we're good" and god's all like "no sorry son, you gotta die because that's the only way I can forgive shit" and he's all like "oh fuck, whatever, just get it over with."

Meerkat - 2015-12-14
Holy shit I'm so drunk I'm a necromancer.

sosage - 2012-12-14
Innocent, helpless little children sitting in a safe and comfortable environment were slaughtered today. Parents have just lost the most important thing in their lives, when that child needs them the most. This guy's version of God is a raging asshole no matter how he is entered into this equation.

This is one of the times where I am glad this is on the Internet. So several years from now, when he hopes we can forget the time he exploited dead children for his shitty world view...or he passes on and he hopes he will have some sort of positive legacy left behind: we can f5 this video in his fucking face.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-12-14
I want him to be raped by wolves.
il fiore bel - 2012-12-14
Don't drag those poor wolves into this!

Cockmaster Flash - 2012-12-14
Should've been you Bryan.
il fiore bel - 2012-12-14
God doesn't go where he's not wanted? How do YOU know the SHOOTER didn't want him there, cheering him on as he shot down the innocent children of those godless fucks?

(Did that sound just as stupid, or do I need to beat my head up against a wall more?)
spikestoyiu - 2012-12-14
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/11/church-shooting-over -graffiti-outrages-la-neighborhood.html

"Yeah, but that was OUTSIDE of a church, so it doesn't really count."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/therootdc/post/church-shoo ting-outside-atlanta-should-serve-as-warning-area-pastors-say/2012 /10/25/a0134f9e-1ede-11e2-9746-908f727990d8_blog.html

"Oh."

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-11-27/news/ct-met-gang -funeral-murder-1127-20121127_1_homicide-victims-gang-member-gunfi re-rings

"Okay, I get it."
spikestoyiu - 2012-12-14
All for this year alone, for the record.

Nikon - 2012-12-14
I don't know if this guy deserves to die, but he does deserve to be beaten up a lot.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-12-14
This guy and Mr. Phelps should hang out sometime if they haven't already.

They seem to be on the same wavelength.
lordyam - 2012-12-15
im so angry, im crying
lordyam - 2012-12-15
take the fucking stars

Maru - 2012-12-15
wee
themilkshark - 2012-12-15
Sorry, God was actually on another call. He'll get your message as soon as he has the time.
Meerkat - 2015-12-14
God doesn't go where he's wanted unless he isn't wanted in a vagina.
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