Alice Cooper is awesome. I don't really care for his music, but the fact that he knows his act is an act and that he created his persona to push all the right buttons for rebellion and controversy without actually singing/saying/doing the things parents assumed he did is just genius.

That said, I liked the stripper that showed up on Soupy's show back in the black-and-white era better.

I love both these guys very, very much.

Absolutely perfect.

Was the live audience one guy on a set of bleachers?

God damn you White Fang.