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The china shop was not open.
goddammit shut up
If this had happened at El Bulli Ferran would have killed it and served it.
They got to meet the meat.
Waiter, my steak is very undercooked.
For truth is precious and bovine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine. ~Samuel Butler
Geez, don't have a cow (hopes for cowegory tag)
cattlegory
omg yes, cattlegory
Well it has some china IN IT.
Red tablecloths? There's your problem.
"Hey, this isn't chicken...this is...oh my god they served me the chili con carne!" "Dude, you ok?" "NO I AM NOT OKAY MY COUSIN DISAPPEARED LAST WEEK AND...OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT. HEY! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO GIVE ME MY BILL NOW!"
I thought this was going to be metaphorical.
Hearing the commotion, Walter looked up from his pasta and realized the old gypsy fortune teller had not been a fraud.