And people wonder why even bad webcomics are more entertaining (in an awful-movie-car-accident kind of way) than the bland that graces most of our newspaper comics pages.
Why would anyone want their children to be full of so much nothing? Who's lives are so devoid of substance that this is considered entertainment? Christ, the fact that Family Circus even exists should be seen as a clear red flag that there's some kind of blank spot, or even sucking black hole, in our culture that needs to be evaluated.
That dreamer song, like a cruel empty mockery of feeling and soul. That slow talking idiot Jeffy asking santa to bring back his grand father as a zombie. haha! HAHA!