Where is the most satanic place you and your husband have ever made whoopee?

So, anal sex literally opens a portal to the supernatural?

Literally? LITERALLY?

So santorum is a "rare demonic entity" now? Because then my bedsheets are the goddamn Malleus Maleficarum!

Classic POE

I'm afraid your condition is much worse than we originally thought. The anal sex you engaged in during your time in porn has caused much more damage than we expected. It's looking like we may just have to stitch your sphincter shut. This would cause you a horrible and agonizing death, but it seems to be the only way to stop the demons that are pouring forth from the portal in your ass that leads to hell.

Fun fact: This is what happens if a gay guy asks someone at the crisis pregnancy center if they have free condoms.

It's not a very "accommodating" activity.

I'd just like to point this out since it needs to be said often and loudly.

That shit that Todd Akin said isn't ignorance. It's an alternate version of female biology that is being advanced by a movement that has a lot of power in Washington. The people that believe this shit set up fake clinics, pretend to be doctors, and give out intentionally misleading medical advice in service to their religious beliefs. Your tax money pays for some of this.

"Anal's becoming like the first kiss. It's crazy!"

I actually had to go skip backward on the video to make sure I'd heard that right.

Lucifer, Bringer of Light: The original power bottom.

I love how all the "former" homos are the most stereotypically faggiest of the crop.

This made me laugh so hard I sharted out a succubus & an incubus together! 5 stars for 3 1/2 minutes discussing dumper sex followed by "remember jeeeeeezzzusssthz"

If you didn't insist on barebacking, you wouldn't be making those magickal ectoplasmic butt babies.

Remember, the demonic entities summoned by anal sex are the RARE type, which are more powerful and difficult to catch than uncommon or common types.

You would be hard pressed to find a more miserable, suppressed, self-loathing man. Jeeze.

Some people can only handle ALL anal or NO anal. Everything else is just the story their brains make up in order to deal with their anal absolutism.

So the devil will be birthed "anally, not physically." Got'cha.

He's doing some really unsafe shit if he had to get stitched up. Also, they filmed this in a Catholic store, which is the -perfect- setting.

Research it.
Ok.
Anyone got a definitive answer to the Jenna Jameson question?