One step closer to Patton Oswalt's feedbag

I actually like this idea. Might have to pick up a set and give it a try.

The angle pisses me off. Ever tried eating with a spoon bent that much? It's madness.

Who perfectly cut those steaks and chicken cutlets to make the grab-a-bite usable on them?

THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY!!

Who knows where those hands have been? Who knows?

ME, I DO, THEY'RE MY FUCKING HANDS.

I can see this being very useful for the mentally disabled and morbidly obese.

Great, now you can get repetitive stress injuries while you eat.

I like to eat, and I am intrigued.

Keep that grease off of your hands and in your arteries!

So, grabbing a morsel of food from a large, shared bowl with something you stick in your mouth is somehow more sanitary than using your fingers?

The music is like someone trying to make an inspiring version of the Torgo theme.

I like it. I always wanted to pretend to be a lobster.

Too many usages of the word "morsel" makes it really weird and alien.

So they invented...tongs?

Are chopsticks hard to eat with?

The best thing to do would be to bring these to Japan and use them in a fancy sushi restaurant.

I haven't seen a video that needs a "why the terrorists hate us" tag so bad in a long time.

Meh, I don't know...

If it had a cheap digital clock on it, I'd probably buy one.

If necessity is the mother of invention, then how the hell did this get made?

You know, this is a pretty ridiculous product, but it is true that we haven't had many utensil breakthroughs in the past few hundred years. There's a reason for that.

Because I want to eat like Zoidberg.

Utensil design has been stagnant due to the cultural momentum of the knife / fork / spoon (KFS) meme, which certainly is not optimal. I'd like to see a statistical analysis of KFS vs. Grab-a-bite looking at efficiency / pleasure / messiness.