|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-01-17 |
This is an astronomical level of vanity from such a homely lady.
And wouldn't most professional etiquette experts be against wearing an oversized obnoxious hat on an outing? I mean, what is this, the Ascot races?
Not at all, the more prestigious and formal the event the larger and more ridiculous the hat. When I go to the opera or an art gallery premier the wealthy ladies love to break out the fascinator hats. And they're always trying to out-do each other, it's like a damn arms race.
Google Image the words 'Prince William' 'Wedding' and ''Hats' and you'll see some SERIOUS shit.
|The Mothership - 2013-01-17 |
The global expert of choice.
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-01-17 |
It's official. Baleen is now verifiably insane.
Nothing really to do with this realization, and it's not like he's alone, but it's just now officially the "pencils up the nose and underpants on his head" moment. And that's cool.
Why am I insane?? It's etiquette week and I'm the only one playing. MAYBE IT IS YOU WHO ARE INSANE. MAYBE IT IS POETV THAT IS INSANE.
|That guy - 2013-01-17 |
I wish that I had a place of business, so I could exercise my right to refuse to serve her.
|Adham Nu'man - 2013-01-17 |
Gloria Starr sounds like a stripper's name.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-01-17 |
Brenda Starr's less successful sibling.
"Which Moviemaker XP text effects should we use? ALL of them, of course!"
|Baldr - 2013-01-17 |
Her videos are spectacular. She starts with nonsense ideas with no scientific evidence like NLP and learning styles, and then takes them to the next level by making random shit up and giving vague-ass advice like, "always remember to deliver from your heart."
Oh man, check out these quotes from her website!
"Gloria Starr is fondly known as Lady Starr in diplomatic circles around the world."
"The United States of America recognized Ms. Gloria Starr as a person of extraordinary talent and ability and ranked in the top 5% of consultants world-wide."
"Gloria Starr is accepting applications from potential interns now. Five and ten day Internship positions are available. To apply for an internship, please email your resume, photo and reasons why you should be selected to firstname.lastname@example.org
Five day Internship in Ms. Starr’s Head Office investment is 00. Deposit 00."
Best fake internet expert ever.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2013-01-17 |
If the terrorists has any sense, they'd pay this woman a few grand and let her loose on JSOC. A Big Bird fucker if I ever saw one...
|Hooker - 2013-01-17 |
That hat is impossibly forlorn.
As a hatter I must congratulate the milliner who made her fascinator hat. It certainly helps take attention away from her face.
|themilkshark - 2013-01-17 |
This should scare every man away from marriage. At some point, every woman will fall for this sort of crap and stop putting out entirely.
Stop being silly. A woman like this would never be interested in you, me, or anyone reading this. She's infatuated with a particular type of social power, and while we don't have much in common, we're all laughing at this shit, which means that we and the Gloria Starrs of the world might as well be in parallel universes.
Our paths will never cross. If you're honestly worried about attracting a woman like this, then you're simultaneously full of yourself, and selling yourself short.
My girlfriend, who discovered this video, made a good point to me when we were talking about how this woman is able to make a living, it went something like this:
I don't doubt Gloria's credentials. I think there's a lot of newly minted rich people who want proper, conservative daughters, especially in the Middle East and Southeast Asia. It was, for many centuries, completely normal to spend the equivalent of ,000 for a a short amount of time with a lady like this to improve a girl's social graces.
It sucks but for the billionaires of the world this shit still matters.
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