|Jet Bin Fever |
I was really sick a week ago and found myself actually watching cable television for the first time in ages. Somehow I found myself on the Game Show Network at like 11am watching some 80s reruns of Card Sharks and Press Your Luck and this commercial came on at least 3 or 4 times in a single hour. It was a rotation with this one, the bathtub you can walk into for old people, scooters, the laser facelift stuff, Marie Osmond shilling for weight loss, and a few others... all targeted for people at least 30-40 years older than I am. Granted, I remembered this one because there would be something satisfying about peeling off a sheet of my skin, like peeling hardened Elmers glue off of things as a kid, but its still disgusting.
It's funny how when you haven't watched television in weeks you actually pay attention to it.
For the molting lizard people among us.
|American Standard |
...or you could just use a pumice stone in the shower like the rest of us?
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