I was really sick a week ago and found myself actually watching cable television for the first time in ages. Somehow I found myself on the Game Show Network at like 11am watching some 80s reruns of Card Sharks and Press Your Luck and this commercial came on at least 3 or 4 times in a single hour. It was a rotation with this one, the bathtub you can walk into for old people, scooters, the laser facelift stuff, Marie Osmond shilling for weight loss, and a few others... all targeted for people at least 30-40 years older than I am. Granted, I remembered this one because there would be something satisfying about peeling off a sheet of my skin, like peeling hardened Elmers glue off of things as a kid, but its still disgusting.
It's funny how when you haven't watched television in weeks you actually pay attention to it.

For the molting lizard people among us.

...or you could just use a pumice stone in the shower like the rest of us?

NOPE