Great. Now I'll never know what was in the translation to the book of formation.
"Also is the theory, some people feel that it is, some people feel that it's not, that saliva of a human being has some antiseptic qualities".
Or you could just use antiseptics, which contain many antiseptic qualities without the gonorrhea or hepatitis. Or you just stop lobbing bits of babies dicks off. Also an option.
"It's said in the (clears throat) that the saliva of certain people were used as curatives".
They also said the world was flat and had about a hundred times our infant mortality rate, so maybe I'll listen to the doctors instead.
...than what? Than non-circumcision? Because I don't know about your personal aesthetic penile preferences, but there's no medical consensus that circumcision is justified on health grounds. There's a reason that the major medical associations across America and Europe don't recommend circumcision, they just leave it up to the parents.
In general, it's a good idea to wash things before sticking them in your mouth. Ask your partners for some common courtesy.
Because you can't clean your dick other kids get to have decisions about their bodies made for them. What is your stance on abortion?
I'm embarrassed to hear that you actually oppose the removal of smegma-accumulating and extremely unaesthetically-pleasing sausage casings. It's done when you're born so you don't have to remember it. Girls already have enough to deal with, be considerate of others!
Remember that scene in King Kong where they fall in the bug pit..?
Why is this an issue, who cares. I don't remember being circumcised, my dick looks great, and it's a lot less nasty than it would have been. So win-win.
I forgot another win: it reduces sensitivity in my already hyper-sensitive, handsome penis, therefore ensuring that I'm able to have sex for another thirty seconds.
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Or we could just stop circumcising babies. That way we don't have to have discussions on sucking them off after chopping off parts of their penis.
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So putting baby dick in your mouth is legal if you mutilate it first?
Needs antisemitism tag.
Child rape and torture isn't antisemitic.
Those babies were asking for it. They weren't even wearing any clothes.
I'm going to run this argument past my defense lawyers.
And don't forget to be back in your coffin before daybreak
Whatever you do, don't bring up the Blood Libel. Oh Lord, don't bring up the Blood Libel. Oh Jesus he's bringing up the Blood Libel. Hide your face, hang your head, walk away, act ashamed.
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