And then, when the Nazis surrounded St. Petersburg, Fletcher disappeared. Nobody knows where he went, but he probably didn't make it through the winter. :(

I was much more of a pussy when I first saw snow. "It's cold, I wanna go hooooooome." etc. He's like, "I swear if you don't stop being horrible right this second, I'm going to kill you." Cat vs. any form of water logic.

Minus three stars because they need to close that door unless they're trying to heat the outdoors.

Plus at least ten stars for the cat. If you must get a cat, go for one that looks something like this, or Thunder The Cat Who Hangs With Dolphins. The latter is a "brown mackerel tabby" and in my experience they make for exceptional cats.

You can also pee in it.