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Desc:aka: Fucking Torture Loop. Or FML whatever...
Category:Video Games, Horror
Tags:Addiction, roguelike, Masochism, permadeath, FTL
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Comment count is 15
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-01-20
I'm so glad I've stayed away from this game.
Binro the Heretic - 2013-01-20
That's for the best. This game hates you.

It doesn't know you, but it already hates you. If you play, it will direct that hatred directly at your very soul like a laser-guided napalm strike.

I have never seen a game that hates the player so much. Introducing this game into a supercomputer would result in the creation of AM from "I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream".

Aelric - 2013-01-20
What the fuck ever, guys. I goddamn love the abuse. I want it to hurt me more, pull my hair, call me a whore and beat me with a whip. It feels fucking great.

Protip: Boarding parties. No kidding. That is how I took down the mothership that almost no one seems to beat.

Binro the Heretic - 2013-01-20
The game seems to delight in killing crew members I've rescued from slaver ships. :(

Pillager - 2013-01-20
@ Binro the Heretic,

Congrats on getting a lucky version of the game.

All MY treks through space make Event Horizon look like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

delicatessen - 2013-01-20
This also happens to be stage one of TFL
godot - 2013-01-21
For this comment.

The God of Biscuits - 2013-01-20
This game is fucking great. It's a bit random but once you accept that you're gonna die a lot it's awesome.
Caminante Nocturno - 2013-01-20
This game is like a Starfleet simulator that only occasionally lets you pretend to be on the Enterprise.
FABIO - 2013-01-20
No one who's played this would think asteroid fields are more f-bomb worthy than solar flares!

It's fun until you realize there's really only one correct build that will let you win in the end (tanking + boarding). Unless you really really luck out with weapon drops.
deadpan - 2013-01-21
Aw, baby's first rogue-like too much for you?
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-01-21
There's nothing wrong with roguelike. Hell, I used to play NuTrek on a mainframe and I loved it.

The problem I'm seeing with reviews of FTL is that it's entirely too random for the endgame it wants you to take on. Some random in a game is certainly welcome, as otherwise it's on rails, but when a game becomes more about luck than strategy, it takes the polish off the ol' dilithium crystal.

Sputum - 2013-01-22
What is this NuTrek? Google isn't being cooperative.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-01-21
I thought this was going to be a Dwayne and Bill TFL reunion :(
RocketBlender - 2013-01-21
This is a Roguelike? I always though it was some kind of time/resource management game. Now I may have to try it. I've been looking for something to distract me from Dungeons of Dredmore.
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