Squeamish I won't lie; I kind of want a car like that.
jangbones you can get a refurbished Trabant on eBay
(it has to be refurbished considering every part was obsolete about ten minutes after the car was made)
Xenocide In eastern Germany you can buy Trabant model cars. They're incredibly popular. No one disputes that they were hideous vehicles, but everyone wants a toy Trabi. Mine is a hideous gray color is supposed to zip around when you wind it up, but it just kind of sputters out most of the time.
The packaging makes a big deal of the fact that the trunk opens. It totally does, too!
Jet Bin Fever I love the hood ornament. Man, there were lots of good, quotable moments in the Mr. Plow episode.