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Baldr - 2013-02-03

The music was a really poor aesthetic decision. Whoever made this should have gone with something upbeat and silly. A better choice would have been anything by Bear Force One, "Come Away Fellow Sailors" from Purcell's Dido and Aeneas, or even Gay Bar.

Instead we get some humorless bullshit that sounds like someone listened to the soundtrack from the Batman movies one too many times.

Innocent Bystander - 2013-02-03

Maybe this was made some religious person who considers this a really shocking and a terrifying concept.

Raggamuffin - 2013-02-03

Should have used the Top Gun theme.

Quad9Damage - 2013-02-03

[Depressing lead-in]

I don't want a dick out here on vacation.
Waiting for my faith to change
And I just want my dad to know
That I'm not a bottom...

Everybody gets dicks
Everybody gets balls
Everybody gets spanked
Everybody gets blown.

I don't want a dick out here on vacation.
You don't have to lie,
I know I'll pay for that.
I don't want my mom to know
That I never was that straight
And I bought some rod.

Everybody gets dicks
Everybody gets balls
Everybody gets spanked
Everybody gets blown
Everybody's on top
Everybody's below
Everybody gets dicks
Everybody gets huge cocks.

And everyone's eyes are glazed.
And everyone's mouth is full
And nobody likes it when
They get caught
Get caught

Well you don't know how to get back to your congregation
Underneath the lies and the hate
But manmeat tastes so great these days.

James Woods - 2013-02-03

The soundtrack.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-02-03

I was hoping for Benny Hill but that works, too.

Blue - 2013-02-03

Anybody that tells you homosexuality is a choice is telling you that they are choosing not to act on their homosexual attractions. Any straight person can tell you that homosexuality is not a choice they would be capable of making.

Innocent Bystander - 2013-02-03

It's surprising how few people choose to be gay, as opposed to the amount of people who choose to be straight.

William Burns - 2013-02-03

It is amazing how broken someone's sense of shame can get.

Black Napkins - 2013-02-03




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Valvados - 2013-02-03

More like the the Glory Holes International Pentecostal Church.

chumbucket - 2013-02-03

Glory House

EvilHomer - 2013-02-03

So is it homophobic to drag a preacher through the mud for being gay?

James Woods - 2013-02-03

Yes. It's not homophobic to laugh at religious assholes for being so vocally dishonest with themselves though. Hopefully the idea of being one of those preachers will be more scary to some than the thought of being honest with yourself and your congregation.

For the record, judging from the soundtrack I think this video was made by a believer as a "ohhh nooo what's goooing on heeereeee? Ennnnd tiiiimes, for real this time" type thing.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-02-03

Depends on whether you're dragging them through the mud for being gay, or dragging them through the mud for being a hypocritical self-loathing lying deceitful sleezebag who tries to limit the freedoms of people doing shit that he/she is doing secretly themselves. I'm pretty sure most people are doing it for the latter.

Cena_mark - 2013-02-03

Its that they're homophobic and spreading lies and misinformation about gays. When they turn out to be gay it gives us that satisfying, "AH HA! Guess you were protesting too loudly" moment.
We don't have a problem with Openly gay preachers who don't spread hate. The Presbyterians recently voted to allow openly gay people preach there. We obviously don't have a problem with they're gay clergy.

memedumpster - 2013-02-03

No, unless you're using a tow chain and a truck, and only if I'm not the one driving it.

So call me.

takewithfood - 2013-02-03

Aww, no Marcus Bachmann?

-1 star for over the top music, but there are still at least 5 stars left.

Stopheles - 2013-02-03

My background-music vote would be for the theme to YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION.

themilkshark - 2013-02-04

No no Raggamuffin nailed it, Top Gun man!!!

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