Why is Ashton Kutcher in this or any other movie?
il fiore bel
I think he auditioned. And they accepted.
Or this might have been one of those times he was asked to do it, I'm not sure.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Is this where Jobs cheats out Woz of the 00 bonus from working on Breakout?
SUMMARY: Steve Wozniak, a fat stupid ugly man who never accomplished anything, has a chat with his handsome genius friend, Steve "Messiah" Jobs, during which Steve invents the operating system, the computer, electricity, and sex. Summary provided by the estate of Steve Jobs.
|Spaceman Africa |
It's disappointing because this movie will probably make Jobs out to be the good guy.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
This entire movie's subtitle should just be "According to Wozniak, this didn't really happen"
Why does it even need to exist, when we already have "Pirates of Silicon Valley"? Woz literally has an entire section of his website devoted to hundreds of questions about PoSV, and Woz basically saying "Yes, it happened just like in the movie" to all of them. They should make a big budget version of that.
OH, hey, what do you know, Kutcher tried to "method act" and did Steve Jobs' retarded fruitarian diet and he wound up in the hospital, who'd a thunk?
I'm sure Jobs contributed some great things to the evolution of the computer and technology, but jesus fuck can we please stop this worship/over mystification of him? Maybe he was brilliant once upon a time, but here's man who, despite his scientific know-how, actually believed in diet and cancer woo bullshit and basically died because instead of getting evidence-based medicine he figured Mexican psychic surgeons and fruit smoothies would cure him.
APPLE : Not since the 120 Days of Sodom has so much fucking of unwilling people been so offensive!
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
This is what America does. Thomas Edison was a grasping, greedy tool who wanted to impose controls that would have held technology and culture back, probably well into the present century. They made a musical about him.
But does he hang out in isolation chambers and accuse people of being virgins? If not, the definitive Jobs is still Noah Wyle in "Pirates of Silicon Valley."
il fiore bel
Ah, but does Noah have THE LOOK?
(Actually, I've never seen Pirates... so that'll be three movies about Steve Jobs I'll see... someday.)
Ashton Kutcher is not the actor Steve Jobs wants, but he's the actor Steve Jobs deserves.
il fiore bel
I wonder if Jobs would look back now and go, "Shit, I should have kept my head shaved back then"?
|Jet Bin Fever |
I loathed all that slurping of Job's knob that happened after he died. Everyone jumped in saying he was a "VISIONARY" and "ENTREPRENEUR" and "MAVERICK" and other words... hell, both major candidates mentioned Steve Jobs in the presidential debates. Let's face the facts and acknowledge that Jobs might have been good for the economy, but he was a good for nothing in all other regards.
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