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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-06

"This one says software." God.
I knew a girl just like this in college. She could never put high school behind her even though for all practical purposes her high school experience sounded terrible. Quiet desperation (you misspelled it a little btw OZ, no biggy) is a perfect tag.

Old_Zircon - 2013-02-07

Thanks for pointing that out! That's what I get for submitting videos while under the influence.

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-02-06

At about the two minute mark I started mentally substituting the word "hemorrhoids" for "mum" and that made it go down a lot easier.

baleen - 2013-02-07

Everybody that does this is worthless and should have their flesh recycled.

RocketBlender - 2013-02-07

My parents came into this awesome job and moved down to a very wealthy community in Texas in time for my sister to hit highschool, one of the biggest football schools in the nation, at that.

I remember seeing her walk in with her homecoming mum. The thing was longer than she was tall, and drug on the ground. It was decorated with all kinds of frilly shit, including a build-a-bear. Not one of the tiny ones in this video, like a full sized, made just for her by the guy who had a crush on her and talked to her when you squeeze it's fun teddy bear, and because this place keeps it classy, bills. Just in the cash decor, the thing cost .

I told her to run from this guy as fast as she could.

Old_Zircon - 2013-02-07

The money is a nice touch, I've never heard of that one before. That sounds like something you'd take to an Italian saint's festival.

The Mothership - 2013-02-07

You forgot what day the big game was on? You have no sense of tradition. Be gone.

Old_Zircon - 2013-02-07

I don't thinkshe cares about this at all, I think she's just really desperate to belong tothe mums crowd. Honestly, I mostly feel bad for her. I submitted this for the mums, not because I'm particularly down on her herself. I've known a few people from Texas really well over the years (hell, I spent most of my 20s in a long term relationship with a Texan), and been to the Sugarland area a few times, and she could be doing a LOT worse based on what I've been told and what I've seen there.

TeenerTot - 2013-02-07

She's not horrible or nasty or anything, but I wanted to blow my brains out by 2:44.

themilkshark - 2013-02-07


Rudy - 2013-02-07

The barely suppressed jealousy she radiates when talking about other girls' "ridiculous" mums is palpable.

YakooMarkTwo - 2013-02-07

She's IN high school still and making youtube vlogs? Oh man. why? Why put yourself through that? YouTube is forever.

Racketeer - 2013-02-07

She tries to hide her last name when showing off her freshman mum but doesn't do that when she shows off her other mums.

snothouse - 2013-02-07

519 subscribers.

chumbucket - 2013-02-07

Everything has to be bigger in Texas.

She was helpful in educating my dumb ass.

Old_Zircon - 2013-02-08

It's true, though.

For example, last time I was there I saw a haunted house (The Texas Chainsaw Nightmare House of Horror http://www.hauntedhouses.net/haunted-houses/Texas/The-Texas-Chains aw-Nightmare-Haunted-House-l499.html) that was literally an airplane hangar.

My ex from Texas used to go to a Chuck E Cheese that was so big it has some kind of cable car system that ran from one end to the other across the ceiling (which was something like 50 feet high).

Almost everything there is huge and hideous.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-02-08

I had to live there for a while. It was strange to find out that national advertisers often had to make "Texas" versions of their TV commercials to air in the Lone Star State. Ford had this ad where the ending tag was read over a globe with the continents rotating past. In Texas, the real land masses rotated away and this giant Texas-shaped continent appeared.

Texans are like a spoiled child who won't behave (poorly) unless their name is scrawled all over every toy.

chumbucket - 2013-02-08

A cable car for Chuck E Cheese : now that's just ridiculous.

Funny you mention an ex from Texas. My ex also lived in Texas. She's hanging around more now that im having to fight cancer. So i asked her the other night if she knew what this whole football mum thing was about. She rolled her eyes and said one word: "insanity".

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