|Rodents of Unusual Size |
The response to Sarah Haskins yogurt rant.
Oh my god, there's a brand of yogurt that's made out of women?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Opening up a yogurt stand in the middle of a generic factory was a great idea, until some asshole with a TV dinner shamed all of my customers away.
Also, American manufacturing is dead and never coming back, so my business wouldn't have lasted long anyway.
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|Jet Bin Fever |
Real men die at 45 from a heart attack, just like my old man!
The guy eating Hungry Man must love eating dick.
I'm pretty sure anyone who can stomach those processed, fake-as-all-fuck mashed potatoes isn't human anyway.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I'm gonna go do some crossfit and rub a steak on my balls.
|Void 71 |
Because cooking is for limp dick pencil necks.
|Oscar Wildcat |
the extra 10 stars as well for truth in advertising, as a steady diet of MRE's ( which is more or less what these things are ) will make you constipated as a junkie.
what are the practical implications of this on the battlefield? is it better to be bunged up or regular?
They should interview one of their repeat customers, Chris-chan. He's an inspiration to heterosexuals everywhere.
And then, later on, when you get home, you can paint the porcelain like a man too,
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