They had me on "Bruce Willies"

I love that they totally get what is truly great about that film.

I cannot believe nobody tried to replicate the success of Die Hard. Everybody in Hollywood is fucking stupid.

When he cut his feet he showed that he was actually vulnerable. Dangling over a long drop is exciting because the implication is that a fall would kill him. When he falls and doesn't die and doesn't really even keep his limp, it stops being exciting. Watching superman fight bad guys with guns is boring. It's doubly so when he can pull out new powers on a fucking whim.

He drove a fucking car into a helicopter. If you assholes aren't going to take this seriously, I want my fucking money back.

I DONT EVEN THINK ITS FROM THE SAME PART OF THE MOVIE

WITH A VENGEANCE!

Isn't this a dupe?

(a) I'm sorry i hadn't rated this, one of the best clips ever made, already
(b) what the fuck, i can't watch this "private" video anymore and every goddamn google search turns up the same dead link or a link to their (evidently) updated "liam neesons" video, and frankly i'm ready to kill
(c) drunk