the woods, scooty...the woods

I used to have a cat that did this.

Dolphin dog!

Scooter barely made it to the perimeter fence before the klaxons went off and the searchlights started. From then he vowed, next time, the very next time, as soon as his wretched pulpy carcass is lifted off of solitary row, he'd find a way to trade his last remnants of dog dignity for those itty bitty eskimo snow shoes.

There are worse problems for dogs to have