|Pillager - 2013-02-23 |
Can I kill a hampire by driving a bacon strip through its heart?
Or do we leave it in the sun until it's honeybaked?
I think she's trying to fit every WB television series into one character here...
Point of order: "Hampire" is copyright and TM of that "NuttyMadam" creature who reacts to Twilight trailers.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-23 |
This is what happens when rednecks get into Vampire the Masquerade.
|ashtar. - 2013-02-23 |
Vampires existing, but being like this, would be an awesome premise for a novel or something.
Like, she's 2000 years old and saw the fall of Rome, but she still just spends her time making stupid videos about eating crysthals on youtube.
She was playing lawn darts in her underwear at the Crucifixion.
I'm still mad that the Fallout 3 ending didn't give me any credit for stamping out this subculture once and for all.
|The Mothership - 2013-02-23 |
I honestly can't tell if she is serious or is having a larf making fun of southern vampires who make videos about being vampires.
It took all my willpower to upvote your gloomcow.
I'm now glad I did.
I've alluded to my years as a teenage PnP nerd before, surely?
I'm glad someone got the reference, though. Makes me feel less bad about making it. GUESS MY HUMANITY POOL IS TOO HIGH THESE DAYS, HUH?
|memedumpster - 2013-02-23 |
I am now seriously disappointed that my user name isn't ImmortalWhiteTrash.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-23 |
No way to bring this up that isn't disgusting but holy shit this girl's ass is HUGE!
about 24 seconds in. Don't judge me until you've seen it.
Without the fangs, she's super pretty. No doubt about it: she's funny, she's beautiful, she's a real heartbreaker.
Half her videos are about getting drunk; I hope she's doing okay. I'm glad I'm not her dad. Unless, of course, her mom looks like this.
(I'm never coming back here.)
Plus she's a Dog Fashion Disco fan! Any girl who wears fangs and sings DFD songs without me asking first is a keeper in my book.
Wow, you guys, based upon your standards let me introduce you to a wonderland of womanly utopia called "Kentucky." It is a paradise of drunken slurring brainless vagina all waiting for you to lie to it and tell it how pretty it is.
Now hush yourself, Meme. When the moon is full, the BeerWolves always howl at the Hampires. It's a natural phenomena.
Also, I'm sorry, but she wears her makeup like a Juggalo.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Another natural phenomenon (PHENOMENA IS PLURAL, OSCAR) is the irresistible childish impulse to tear down a moment of small inconsequential kindness. For just a moment, it seemed that we'd actually said nice things about a girl on the internet, and got away with it.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-24 |
It makes me sad that memedumpster is dead inside, but "Kentudky" is my new favorite typo, and that makes me smile.
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