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this guy has a positive attitude towards collecting porn, I hope he gets it back.
also, the best part is the text: the police have no suspects.
He doesn't call the police.
It's not his way.
The Headline should be: "MAN WITH 00 PORN COLLECTION HAS GIRLFRIEND"
>>Morton defends her fiancÚ's collection. "They probably think we are freaks or something... no, it's something natural and it's healthy," she told WZZM 13.
She's a suoerfreak! A superfreak! She's superfreaky!
If he had of uploaded that porn to the internet and shared it with the rest of us, instead of hogging it all like a greedy jerk, he'd be able to replace it within a day. Serves him right, and I hope he's learned his lesson.
This made me imagine an alternate dimension where every report on the evening news is a Chapelle's Show skit come to life.
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
I was imagining Chris Rock commentating on this
His porn would have been in good hands if he had Allstate.
An extra phantom sixth star for the guy's name being 'Johnson'.
He likes to learn new things from the porn. Who can blame him for being upset?