"OHHAHA! OH THAT CAT SO CRAY CRAY WHAT A BLESSING!"

The extra "B" is for BYOBB

Yes you are, Stephen!

This, and a previous submission, have got me trying to finally get my Baldwin brothers straight. Listed here in order of birth/career degredation:

Alec - beloved movie and television star with rage issues and glamorous harpie ex-wife. Noted liberal and tree-hugger. May have called an African-American photographer a coon, definitely called his child a pig.

Daniel- talented, respectable working actor. Years ago, he was quite good on Homicide: life on the streets. His IMDB page lists SEVEN movings in various stages of production and post-production.

William brother of Alec Baldwin, known for his starring roles in such films as Flatliners (1990), Backdraft (1991), Sliver (1993), Fair Game (1995), Virus (1999), Double Bang (2001), as Johnny 13 in Danny Phantom (2004�2007), Art Heist (2004), The Squid and the Whale (2005), as himself in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, as Senator Patrick Darling in the TV drama Dirty Sexy Money (2007�2009) on ABC, Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010), and now Baldwin is currently a regular guest on Gossip Girl as William van der Woodsen and Parenthood as Gordon Flint. Baldwin appeared as lead detective Brian Albert in the Lifetime Original Movie The Craigslist Killer. In 2011, Baldwin was cast in a recurring role on Hawaii Five-0 as a dirty cop, former homicide detective Frank Delano, appearing over the show's second season as well as the season premiere episode of the third season. Was pretty funny as the actor who was playing the role of Jack Doneghy (Alec Baldwin) on 30 Rock.

Stephen (this guy) According to Wikipedia: he is known for his roles in Threesome (1994), The Usual Suspects (1995), Bio-Dome (1996), Fled (1996), The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000), and The Flyboys (2008); in television, as William F. Cody in the western show The Young Riders (1989�1992), and in reality shows, such as Celebrity Big Brother 2010. Outside of acting, he is known for being the youngest of the Baldwin brothers, and for publicly expressing his evangelical Christian faith. Subject of infamous "restoration" video.

I like how this company has spent millions on basically flooding the internet with fake blogs, tech reviewers, and other sites just to resoundingly claim this is not IN ANY WAY a scam of ANY SORT.

Yeah, nothing says "legit" like a company that mysteriously has legions of anonymous "people just like me" devoting all of their free time to talking about how awesome this product this.

This is what a parody of this would look like.

In a hole in the ground, there lived a Baldwin.

That message he is sitting on the bench chortling about so merrily? It's from his personal Lord and Savior, JC.

Holy shit, my friend's girlfriend works for this company, and we spent like 2 hours the other day trying to figure out what the fuck it is. We still don't know :(