Breasts constantly sniffing the air for predators, like a rabbit.

This is how women show off, like guys that bounce their pecs.

I'm so glad boobs don't move like this. It would be so goddamn distracting. I don't mean in a sexy way either.

Is this a bug/glitch or is this part of the game?

I get the feeling that this is some sort of Easter egg where the boobs will move with controller 2's thumbsticks or something.

like bags of helium.

The guy who animated this either has never seen breasts, or has seen them and was terribly disappointed by the way they don't flap in the wind.

The stiff hair is a good contrast

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Is "jiggle physics" a tag yet?

I thought it was about the rain in ninja gaiden 2 on the NES.

Was this some exclusive Wii-U content or some DLC? I played through this (terrible) game and this part never happened for me.