|crasspm - 2013-02-27 |
"What's happening in your backyard?"
|Mother_Puncher - 2013-02-27 |
Pika films? Is this more Micheal Caine quoting Pokemon shit? What is with republicans and Pokemon? Aspergers? Is that why there are so many fedora-and-club-shirt wearing brony libertarians everywhere?
I think it's PICA films. Cause it's like eating cat shit from a sand box
|TheOtherCapnS - 2013-02-28 |
Ladies and other ladies... I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new abortion mill was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That mill is now killing at two thousand fetuses and it's paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others vacuuming and I have sixteen producing at Antelope. So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm an abortion man you will agree. You have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to vacuum your wombs, maybe one in twenty will be abortion men; the rest will be senators-that's men trying to get between you and the abortion men-to get some of the money that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has money, and means to vacuum, he'll maybe know nothing about vacuuming and he'll have to hire out the job on contract, and then you're depending on a contractor that's trying to rush the job through so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is... the way that this works.
I do my own baby murdering and the men that work for me, work for me and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their work. I don't lose my tools in the hole and spend months fishing for them; I don't botch the cementing off and let water in the hole and ruin the whole lease. I'm a family man- I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.W. Babykill.
We offer you the bond of family that very few abortion men can understand. I'm fixed like no other company in this field and that's because my Coyote Hills mill has just come in. I have a string of tools all ready put to work. I can load a rig onto trucks and have them here in a week. I have business connections so I can get the lumber for the stirrups; such things go by friendship in a rush like this. And this is why I can guarantee to start vacuuming and put up the cash to back my word. I assure you, ladies and other ladies no matter what the others promise to do, when it comes to the showdown, they won't be there...
I'm so proud of this. Not because I think it's super clever or anything, but because I was fucking blind drunk when I posted it, and I only made like one mistake.
|Adham Nu'man - 2013-02-28 |
"Comments are disabled for this video."
Also, I don't think it's pink eye, he's obviously really fucking high.
|memedumpster - 2013-02-28 |
Unlike a fetus, the host thinks it's people.
|Blue - 2013-02-28 |
Keep in mind that when they talk about late term abortion, many of those people are people that want to have the child but either the child has some sort of abnormality that is incompatible with life or there's a complication that could kill the mother if she gives birth.
It's not just about choice, for many people this is about not dying birthing a fucking corpse.
Not that we don't have the right to do with our bodies as we please. We don't even have opt-out organ donation. What the fuck? Why hasn't anyone done anything about that?
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-02-28 |
Turns out, this "CitizenLink" is owned by Focus on the Family. How shocking.
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