|Old_Zircon - 2013-03-01 |
This is so ridiculous I don't even feel the need to make any dumb jokes about "beaver county."
The way things have been going lately, I'm honestly a little surprised they didn't charge him with something anyway.
|The Mothership - 2013-03-01 |
Wtf do they mean that the poor kid 'learned his lesson'? There is no lesson to learn here other than sheltered people with no knowledge of popular culture overreact to minor stimuli and should not work with the public.
No, it's just that most people think they're the first or the only ones to experience anything.
HE LEARNED HIS LESSON NOW HE'LL NEVER SAY WORDS THAT MAY BE MISUNDERSTOOD FOR OTHER WORDS.
He'll just have to speak real real slow and loud and enunciate everything very well from now on.
|Nikon - 2013-03-01 |
Now this is the story, all about how
his life got flipped, turned upside down.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-03-01 |
|Mother_Puncher - 2013-03-01 |
Counselor not feeling so Fresh after panic in fear that students might get Bel-Aired out.
|STABFACE - 2013-03-01 |
So his voicemail greeting is a clip from Fresh Prince, and a gainfully-employed adult heard what is clearly a music-backed snippet and assumed this was a credible shooting threat?
How has a person that dumb avoided being hit by a bus for so long?
|chumbucket - 2013-03-01 |
URBAN RHYTHMS!!! GUNZZZ AND GANGSTAS!!!
|StanleyPain - 2013-03-01 |
The extra awesome part is how the premise of the TV show was about how the main character's mom overreacted to the non-threat of his old neighborhood and forced him to move to "nice" Bel Air.
I mean...this is almost too perfect for reality.
Yeah, imagine how the internet would have exploded in faggoty glee if this happened back when the Bel-Air thing was still a meme. God, I can't remember how many times my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "na, forget it" yo holmes to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.
|1394 - 2013-03-01 |
"police said they detained the 19-year-old student for three hours"
19 year old high school student stay classy PA.
|memedumpster - 2013-03-01 |
Five for the story, -1 because local news sites have shit video players that I have never once gotten to work.
This situation actually provides an opportunity to use the Better Business Bureau for comedy. "Doctor told the police I was going to shoot up my school because I had Will Smith as my on hold music..." I don't know what would be better, the fact the doctor's office would get a copy, or the reactions of the people reading it on the Internet.
|EvilHomer - 2013-03-01 |
KID LEARNED HIS LESSON. And it was good practice for when there's a real emergency, amiright, hahahaha please don't sue
The schoolboard owes this kid one freebie rampage now.
|Kumquatxop - 2013-03-02 |
Officer Mike Natale takes his police mustache duties extremely seriously
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-02 |
This would be the best part of being a cop, talking about stupid things to the press.
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