I know some of you guys haven't been keeping tabs on Nick, however this video was made a short while before he recently left youtube (again).
This is seriously one of my favorite videos to date. It has everything. He's upset, he looks like hammered shit, he howls and spits everywhere.
Not since "I'm fucking winning", of the van saga, has he given us such insight into his very soul.
Okay, a little while back a video was uploaded to his channel showing what looked to be Nick at a car dealership buying himself a brand spanking new Mustang. Replete with all the smugness and douche-rocketry that Nick can muster.
This kind of threw his followers into perplexed speculation as to what his game was. Whether he rented the car, or was slinging crack rocks or something.
Later he appeared in what appeared to be a house or an apartment, still gloating and not revealing terribly much about his windfall.
Until he made the tacit "admission" that he came into a small inheritance.
Which drove some of his trolls to conspire to rat Nick out to the IRS if he did not report his windfall.
After yet more gloating and taunting, this video was released:
Again, don't know if he was telling the truth or not, but if he is then its really just sad.
He lied about toastmasters?! This man has NO scruples!
Fucking christ I dont want to watch this.
So, he's not upset about the rampant censorship on Youtube. He's upset because he's not as good at censoring people as his enemies are.
Corky has a real talent for finding ways to lose the moral high ground within ten seconds of opening his mouth.
Yes, yes he does.
Corky's prism of moral relativism results in a good deal of hilarity.
After watching this I'm really sure he's going to kill something human at some point.
Oh, Nick has hit that point numerous times already.
Somebody actually made a music video which has a bunch of screenshotted death threats he made in rapid succession to a bunch of people.
AFAIK Nick actually posted a comment from his twitter saying HappyCabbie was defrauding a charity or something. I can't remember exactly, but he's fucked.
The reason why so many of Corky's videos have been taken down lately as soon as they're uploaded is because he's going on a flagging/takedown spree.
He demanded that his article on ED be taken down, and when the moderator lol'ed at his request, he posted this:
Oh yeah, and:
The bullet fondling. Jesus, he does the absolute wrong thing all the time. I feel bad for his family.
"Never show their face, never show their name." I beg your pardon sir, I sparred with thee face to face and disposed of thee verily.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I took me awhile to warm up to Chris Chan but I'm not feeling anything with Nicko.
See, Chris-Chan I feel sorry for. As much as he brings things on himself, he's ultimately a socially naive autistic guy who's a victim of years of manipulation by trolls and bad parenting. Nick Bravo, on the other hand, is a victim of himself.
There are a few times I've felt legitimately sorry for Nick.
However the problem with him is that he has demonstrated in the past that he's a low functioning manipulator.
Its really hard to pair away genuine emotion from contrived strategy.
However after every pang of guilt and sympathy you may have, you're immediately snapped out of it when he does or says something that's orders of magnitude more vile than any of his critics and trolls.
I sympathize with him sometimes, too. Part 1 of the Starving Dog saga, that video where he apologizes to everyone for being such an ass, probably some others that I can't think of right now. But yeah, it never lasts very long.
Chris, I don't think I've ever seen him demonstrate the glimmers of humanity and self-awareness that Nick shows from time to time. But that's because Chris is literally a manchild. He acts like a spoiled kid because he doesn't know any better, and can't comprehend the world in any other way. Corky has issues, too, but he's a lot more sophisticated than Chris, and seems to be fully aware of what he's doing and why other people don't like him. Like Chris, Corky's selfish and narcissistic and bursting with hilarious ticks that make for a highly entertaining viewing experience, but unlike Chris, you always get the feeling that he should know better.
He's also got a weaker work ethic than Chris (Sonichu is f'ing awesome, and I'm only being about 20% ironic when I say that), and the "trolls" he picks fights with are generally less repulsive than the guys who torment Chris. Like that HappyCabbie guy; poor dude is about the closest thing to a saint I've ever seen online, and what does he get in return? Threats and abuse.
You're not wrong about his self awareness of his misanthropic tendencies.
I'll be honest when random people approach somebody and try to fuck with them and speak in a decidedly genuine tone that they believe somebody is a "bad person".
I would immediately wonder what that individual's problem is.
However in the case of Nick, it really does speak volumes about how inherently off-putting his behavior is towards others, and how strongly they react to him.
Case in point: http://archive.org/details/AH-BravoEpisode12
Admittedly the guy is kind of douche, but seriously.
There are random people wherever he goes that eventually come to the conclusion that he is a "bad person".
That's kind of disturbing.
Can someone please zoom and enhance the medicine bottles at 1:30?
Antipsychotics no doubt.
Well, he makes an unintentionally lifelike gollum impression, for what itīs worth.
He also sounds like Stinky the talking fart from Ren and Stimpy.
I never seem to understand why all that he complains about is at all worth ranting about. He's like the best waster of channel views since Reply Girls.
"I want to be a public figure" should have its own category in the DSM-V.
The best part is, he's already got his wish to be a public figure!
We tried to warn him about that damn monkey paw.
Thirty seconds starting at 8:17
So, can someone summarize what the fuck is going on with this guy? Which accounts are actually his? I thought he was in the hospital or something.
I've been trying.
Check some of my posts, but TL/DR version.
- Nick appears on youtube appearing to buy a brand new car.
- Everyone "wtfs"
- Nick Brags and gloats.
- Nick Brags so much that apparently he was bragging to the people who handle his social security that he's rich, and he's no longer on social security.
- Nick had a lot less money than he alleged, basically wasted all his money on a stupid new car, and lives in a rented furnished house.
- People make videos and troll him, he makes videos and people download them and re-upload them elsewhere.
- He freaks out and can't stop making idiotic videos.
- Makes a video about how he fucked up and squandered his money, says he's leaving youtube "fo' realz this time".
... Oh and before that he was living in a van, and then bought a motorhome and was living on the driveway of another youtuber.
He did some shit like the whole "starving dog" saga, and then as summer led into fall, this recent saga began.
"Nick Bravo" is actually four Hollywood makeup artists and a rotating team of psychology PHD candidates. .
So what is his real YT name? It seems like there's a zillion Nick Bravo accounts on YT, all of them mirrors. Which one is his genuine account?
I believe Nickbravoshow3 may still be up. If not, then it was the account that someone had told me about which had been removed or deleted.
It is possible that is the account he may be filing DMCA's/flagging from.
He's keeping a low profile right now as he said a while back that he was going to leave youtube.
He's laying low right now.
However recently he was discovered playing around with the media website "Keek", which appears to be the twitter of video sites.
Haha, yeah like he could possibly make a 36 second video.
Holy shit, I think this is making me camerasick. This video is like you ate mushrooms and a concrete garden gnome came to life and started screaming at you.
Targeted individuals lead less stressful lives than this person. There is no such thing as a healthy vlogger/troll relationship and YouTube is never going to dump you, never.
|American Standard |
I honestly can't feel anything approach sympathy for Nick Bravo.
His pomposity is stunning. Uneducated, unqualified, unemployed long-term and emotionally illiterate, he insists any job that pays less than an hour isn't worth his time. He covets the symbols of success as if they were voodoo fetishes, convinced an iPhone and a Mustang will somehow attract wealth simply by being in his possession, and his lack of those things are to blame for his floundering life. He's utterly convinced of his own brilliance in a way unique to the low-end of mediocre, consumed by petty grudges and internet slapfights. He has flashes of comprehension, but nothing sticks. For all his tearful self-examinations (and there have been a few), he doesn't learn a fucking thing. Ever. And a few weeks later, he back to reading Ayn Rand out loud in an awful English accent and gloating about screenplays he hasn't written and connections he hasn't made.
I have relatives just like this shitbag. "Actresses." "Singers." "Life coaches." And if their aging, broken parents weren't constantly baling them out, they would be just like Nick. Narcissists to the extreme.
I know absolutely nothing about this guy. I've seen these "Nick Bravo" videos posted here for awhile, but I've never actually watched any of them.
I watched a few seconds of this one and got way too grossed out by those teeth to continue.
Yeah, there's a video about that. Lol.
Its not the video itself that is especially hilarious.
Its the fact that virutally every aspect of Nick's character has been lampooned in some way or another through a video.
That and knowing Nick is butt-mad over it.
The fact that the video is so halfassed is what makes it. It's the old school "minimum effort for maximum reaction" principle of trolling.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I will never feel even slightly sad for this guy. Never. And I have to take care of people for a living.
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