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This guy looks like how I feel
You feel like a badly-animated squirrel?
I meant the rubenesque Johnny Lumberjack with a face so wrought with tension it evokes a collapsing neutron star
Kabbage, these are for you
I'm pretty fucking glad I don't remember this game
Sadly, I do remember this from long ago. I remember it being so lame that I gave up after a couple of stages (or maybe it was a few screens), so I didn't even make it to a boss.
The second boss looks like the crone from Snow White.
I don't even know what to say about creeper boss number 4. I don't know what's worse, the grabbing and tonguing, or the squirrel repeatedly tossing his nuts against the guy's eyes.
That's probably because it is the crone from Snow White. It's like a DeviantArt OMG GUIZ ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEEL plagiarism of her. I'm surprised that Disney didn't notice.
I swear the giant bearded guy who barfs eyeballs out of his eye sockets is in another game that's also featured on here.
I could come up with a pretty good list of Wikipedia articles that are shorter than the one for "Mr. Nutz".
This game is completely unnecessary, but it really does have good bosses. They remind me of something out of Toki. I think the developers worked on the Amiga port of Toki, and are doing the remake.
this game is lacktardo
This game looks really shitty.