Poorly animated gratuitous wank from Kevin Smith.
That animation sucks. This doesn't look like something I'd be willing to watch.
Wait, yeah. I forgot that Mirimax is owned by Disney.
This would have looked better if it were done on GoAnimate.
|Adham Nu'man |
Kevin Smith should stick to telling stories about Prince. In fact, he should be Prince's biographer.
His horror film was also decent, much better than every other film he made after Clerks.
|American Standard |
What's wrong with Jason Mewes' face.
That was terrible.
|James Woods |
That's me in the top left.
Wow, that sucked. I could have animated this much better.
Eh. I actually liked some of the Clerks cartoon. This looks bad but I'm not a big Kevin Smith fan. I especially didn't like the Jay and Silent Bob movies. I didn't think there was a big fan base for the movies so I don't really see why he would chose to make a cartoon movie about them. But I just assume this is the last thing he will ever do for some reason. Probably the Spaceballs cartoon effect
What did the other ,000 go to?
I actually liked the ABC Clerks cartoon. It had some genuinely funny bits ("bear who drive car" and "Flintstone's List" to name two) and had halfway-decent Hanna Barbara-style animation.
This looks like the work of that Schmorky (or however you spell it) guy who either still does or used to animate stuff for Something Awful. Only without the charm or talent.
|Binro the Heretic |
Yeah, they should have just tried to revive "Clerks: The Animated Series" instead. These character designs are awful. True, C:TAS looked cheap, but there was definitely a style to it.
Alec Baldwin needs to revisit the role of Leonardo Leonardo before he dies...or before I die...whichever comes first.
So Jason Mewes, back to taking drugs again after this I assume?
Made it to 1:11
Oh boy! It's those two characters that some people sort of liked 20 years ago!
I'm almost amazed that Smith thought anybody other than him wants this.
I highly doubt that even Smith has any interest in the project. This seems like a Jason Mewes vanity project. I get the feeling that Smith is only involved because he hopes it will keep the man off meth.
Believe it or not they've got a pretty strong fan following, and most of Kevin Smith's "fans" only care about the shit he sticks Jay and Silent Bob into. He's even said more than once that's the reason he ended up using them so much.
I know, it's really hard to believe, but Google it, in particular the Comic Con events. Yes, Jay and Silent Bob fans exist.
But then again, so do Detroit Lions fans.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
That is some Foodfight quality level shit (and I use shit in the literal sense of the word), right there.
As usual, anything that has Smith's name in the credits turns out to be steaming dogshit.
This makes Family Guy look watchable and thoughtfully written.
The animation looks like a Newgrounds flash production circa 1997, and there was already more than enough Bluntman and Chronic over the threshold of being tolerable in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" that this does not to exist. For any reason. If it were a continuation of the Clerks cartoon, with the same animation style, I might be compelled to see more. But as it stands, I am very annoyed and irritated right now.
|Jet Bin Fever |
An assault to the senses. I'm just glad I can't smell it or get kicked in the balls by it. Though, I guess my brain was kicked in the brain balls as it is.
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