So, basically, he's saying white women should date Asians? That's what I got from that.

Also, using Star Wars font to advertise his website is a nice touch.

I've never driven a smart car, but I have had sex with a black man. Does this mean that smart cars only get you halfway to your destination before they start crying and apologizing?

Now that I know having sex with a black man is bad for me, I'm going to enjoy it more.

Fun fact: 30% of murder victims were targeted at least in part because they misused the word "literally".

OK, got it. But I'm a white *man*. What about me having sex with black women? How will that work out, professor?

If all that scary stuff about black men is true, then black women are in just as much danger as white women. They need white men, too! So I guess I have an ethical obligation to fuck black chicks.

Stars for suggesting Range Rovers are "built to last" or practical in any way.

MY GOD this guy is dumb and boring.

This guy should stick with playing drums for Cheap Trick.

This went on way too long to be trolling. Also, I'm curious to know his opinion on white men seeing Asian women.

To make this real for you, let me give you a real life example of an interracial relationship: NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON. PROOF - THAT WHEN YOU GO BLACK, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T COME BACK.

Captain Doughmound presents: Racist bar graphs from the fooooouuuurth dimension!

This is wrong on every possible level.

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Sometimes I like to play a little game. I call it "comments disabled yes or no".

I say no.

Nope, comments not enabled. Jesus, comments overwhelmingly positive!

Not big on facts, is he? "Here's the range rover, and here's the smart car. Well, I think it's pretty apparent, don't you?"

Is it me? Can anyone really tell which car is safer from the picture? Because I cannot. Don't let the Japanese porn fool ya. Asians have lower libidos, according my left nut.

He really does seem retarded. I mean really. His wandering eyes, the odd gestures, his weird way of smiling at his own nonjokes. Put him in an "Alf" Tshirt, and he'd fit right in on the special bus. Put him in a suit and tie, and he's DEAN OF OCCIDENTAL EDUCATION.

He has a doctorate in Thinkology, from the Wizard.

I wish that his parents had had a discussion about birth control.

The most offensive thing about this video is that he thinks Smart Cars are cool and fashionable.

Oh man, John king. This guy is a neverending font of wonderful explosive retardedness of racisms.