|dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-03-16 |
Whenever I hear some douche whining about how the government has no right telling you how you can and can't deal with your child, I'm showing them this video.
Fuck these people. Fuck them in the ass with hot coals.
|RocketBlender - 2013-03-16 |
When I read 'Nanny State Arrests Parents for Disciplining Children', I was expecting some video about how terrible a grounding or a spanking is or something along those lines, not... that. Christ, I don't even know what to say.
5 stars for evil, I guess, but I hope I never see anything like this again.
|Adham Nu'man - 2013-03-16 |
This is probably the worst thing ever and my reaction was to start laughing and now I hate myself a little bit more for it...
POETV, THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO ME MOTHERFUCKER!
Poe Red was the original portalofevil.com. Basically, imagine if we did features on websites and people's geocities accounts instead of video clips.
It kinda went away because the web changed. Instead of making black and red websites with spinning skull animated gifs and bad poetry, emo kids started crying on webcams on youtube. Furries began congregating on deviantart instead of making entire websites dedicated to their 'fursonas', and so on.
Poetv honestly carries on the exact spirit of portalofevil as we're still showcasing the same things, really. It's just now we're laughing at their live webcam feed instead of their 'private' geocities poetry journal.
More unnecessary info: You may have seen on here once or twice someone mentioning the 'prime directive' of poe when it comes to dealing with a youtube personality or something. That would be a 'look, but don't touch.' kind of mentality. The idea was that while the goons at something awful might find some idiot's site and leave 200+ comments like 'lol fart fart fart!' in their comment book (or these days, spam the youtube comments with that crap I guess.), poe members would resist the temptation and leave the site untouched, hopefully without the user ever even knowing they were featured somewhere, thus preserving the crazy for the next viewer.
For some reason the poe proper page I remember most is Dogslut's MY SELF CASTRATION. With the yellow background and green and pink letters and matter of factly explanations and mind-scarring photographs.
I don't remember the name, but I always liked the homepage for the really racist guy that ran a taxi service from his sedan.
My favourite was the mantaur site that had horrific man/beast photoshoped gay porn. It was the craziest trainwreck of a site. Trying to trick co-workers into clicking on a link to that site was one of our office games.
Rocketblender, you summed up our site so well. Damn dude, here, you've earned this.
|B. Weed - 2013-03-16 |
I've been sufficiently warned by the real title and the reactions above... but honestly, I thought this was going to be some kind of whiny CPAC video.
|Comeuppance - 2013-03-17 |
Leap Owl needs to work on his inflection.
|memedumpster - 2013-03-17 |
Actually more horrifying than the plot of Soylent Green.
|The Mothership - 2013-03-17 |
Chocolate Jesus, you have voted down more of my videos in the hopper than I care to count; now I know what your deal is. You are all about pure, unadulterated evil. You hate kittens. You hate cool sports stunts. You hate cool sport stunt injuries. You hate classic movie clips. You thrive on hate, death, evil and nastiness. You appreciate the worst things in life. Welcome, you are one of us. Welcome to POETV. Now stop voting my shit down.
Oh, and I'mma totally link that buried beneath the shed tag, you watch.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-03-17 |
Ironically, they too will be in a cage.
|joelkazoo - 2013-03-17 |
I damn near started crying.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Some of the related links are even worse.
Also since we're on this subject, I was once really good friends with a girl whose father remarried to a stepmother who she described to me over the years as "pure evil". She refused to live with them and the stories continued of this woman's insane greed.
It culminated with the police finding out that her father and his new wife had been keeping her mentally retarded sister tied to a chair in their basement and collecting the money that the girl inherited from their dead father. Both sisters inherited so they didn't even need the money. They were well off enough, but the money that was supposed to go to 24 hour care went towards other things like jewelry.
And then they went to prison.
People are fucked up, man.
I've talked about my kid before on this site. I'll be honest with you guys, they were a surprise, and not one I was ready for. But after all the initial excitement was over, I found really quickly that I loved them, and would do just about anything for them.
My point in all this is that I literally cannot understand how people can do this kind of shit to their own kids. Mine was a surprise, and I would never say I don't want them, let alone even fathom something like this or the shit in the video.
|Ocyrus - 2013-03-17 |
And they called themselves christians...
|themilkshark - 2013-03-17 |
I want to know what led them to find the body of the buried child. No doubt, that's where the caged one was headed.
|Nikon - 2013-03-17 |
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-17 |
holy shit. Well, that's all the POETV I can take for a while.
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