ok Minnesotans, is this guy a pedo or is he just really into close examination of the hairstyles of adolescent boys who play hockey? or have I just answered my own question...

This guy's awesome. I love the hair product hockey, the "cotton candy," denying slo-mo to the kid who wanted it too bad. I'm sure this is a real hoot with all the Midwest Hockey Moms who spat these little cretins out of their loins to be objectified by old men who are good with Windows Movie Maker.

I remember this episode of Law & Order: SVU. It didn't end well.