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Desc:Elliot Stabler is the worst cop to ever appear on television, and that's counting Vic Mackey.
Category:Classic TV Clips, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Law & Order, SVU, christopher meloni, elliot stabler
Submitted:William Topaz McGonagall
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A hundred nobel prizes need to go to someone who manages to keep cop dramas/procedurals off the air for at least one year.

Or make them all as good as "The Wire." L&O/CSI/NCIS all need some major down time.
This show, and Benson in particular, always struck me as the chick version of 24.
John Holmes Motherfucker
That's a pretty good observation. I've been spending a lot of time taking care of a female friend who's recovering from surgery, and when I'm at her house this is something we can both agree on. (I've also seen a lot of "America's Next Top Model" Luckily, she's got wifi.) SVU is always on Cloo, Oxygen, or USA for all-day marathons, just hours and hours of rape, incest, and child murder. Like "24", the plots on this show are crazy, just a complete fucking mess. They usually catch the perp halfway into the hour, and that's when things get REALLY fucked up.

Just imagine a comic book crossover of Stabler and Mackey teaming up.
Listen you fuzzy little shithead. I've been fucked around in my time by a fairly good cross section of mean tempered, role-crazy cops. And now, it's my turn. So, fuck you officer; I'm in charge.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Jesus, I saw that movie last night, and I did not make him.

John Holmes Motherfucker
These child-raping scumbags deserve no better, especially Matthew Modine (1:42), who ought to be ass-raped with a plunger for starring in "FLUKE" (1995). I've seen bad movies, but I consider Fluke to be ESPECIALLY HEINOUS!
So, you might say, as bad movies go, that this one was idiosyncratically bad in a statistically unpredictable way, or rather, an accidental or chance happening of low quality?

John Holmes Motherfucker
There was no predicting this pile of shit.

Fluke is a movie about a guy who dies and comes back reincarnated as a dog, WITH A TWIST.

The twist is that it's not a comedy. It takes itself completely seriously. It's ponderous, depressing, and horrible. At one point he actually winds up in a laboratory, subjected to product testing. My date was furious at me for taking her, but she refused to leave, apparently to punish me.

I always describe the experience of seeing "Fluke" in terms of wanting to get up and throttle the projectionist.

Some people like it. Fuck those people.

Caminante Nocturno
That was all you could find?
Liked him better in Oz
This show always gave me a queasey feeling, there's just something grubbily, lip-smackingly vouyeristic in the treatment of heinous sex crimes and murders.
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