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Desc:WARNING: Suicide Common After Prolonged Exposure
Category:Crime, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:CPAC, cunt, Sarah Palin, Nails on Chalkboard, Bad Theater
Submitted:Father Avalanche
Date:03/17/13
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Change
This one was right to have gone through to the front page, but my description (http://ow.ly/j5w2e) was better.
StanleyPain
She is the only speaker at CPAC who used a teleprompter, and then read a joke about Obama using teleprompters, from the teleprompter.
delicatessen
And the crowd eats it up like dinosaurs laughing and clapping to their own extinction

StanleyPain
She also probably got paid, minimum, 5 figures for this shit. But, if someone wants 0 a month for groceries, they're parasites.

Urkel Forever
She drinks a Big Gulp, badmouths reality television (after spending more time as a reality television star than as a governor), dogwhistles to Birthers ("background checks"), and makes a joke about her "rack."

Wow. Even for her, it is quite something.
Cena_mark
And said conservatives need to stop preaching to the choir while preaching to the choir and said the critics need to "buck up and run for office" while not bucking up and running for office.

Meerkat
Muppet face preload.
STABFACE
...Needs to be a tag.

Binro the Heretic
"Jesus, how long have I been listening to this bitch? Six minutes? Hm, seems longer. How much more is there? AGH! FUCK NO!!!"
Chocolate Jesus
I watched every bit of this, your time dilation theory is correct.

Cena_mark
She really is nothing but a schticky caricature. It pays a lot more than being a governor.
The Mothership
I can't even bring myself to hit play. Take your stars and go away.
SteamPoweredKleenex
I love how the very first frame of the footage has two teleprompters clearly visible.

At least the preload image shows she hasn't written her answers on her hands this time.
Pillager
The GOP's Intellectual heavyweights out in force.

I can't wait to see Rubio, Jindal, Rand Paul, & Christie debate...
Hugo Gorilla
A 25 minute video of Sarah Palin speaking.

Nope. Not even going to click it.
RocketBlender
Jesus, I couldn't keep going past the moment she shoehorned in the 2nd amendment bit. I hate this state sometimes.
Cena_mark
I'm transferring out of Alaska this summer. Glad to be leaving.

Father Avalanche
That state seems only worthwhile if you are Jeremiah Johnson.

poorwill
'grats, cena!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Beautiful but boring, cena? You going to serve on a cutter anytime soon?

Cena_mark
Yup. Finally got me a cutter. Gonna get that sea time.

Father Avalanche
Awesome. Can you play a button accordion yet?

Old_Zircon
I no longer would.
THA SUGAH RAIN
One less person in line.

Old_Zircon
I just noticed that you can pause this video anywhere and there is a 100% chance that she'll have a Grinch expression (from the original book, not that CGI thing). Try it!
FABIO
No, I'm going to have to go with the CGI one.

Old_Zircon
I can live with that.

memedumpster
Like an audience full of rabid prairie dogs, eating each others' babies, slobbering in great ribbons towards the stage where the Mange Mother secretes her pus-milk.
chumbucket
"Mange Mother" I will forever think that when I see this face.

Father Avalanche
Sarah Palin

Mate Rate: 35%
Nikon
I have too much respect for myself and my mental well-being, so I can't press play. Here's your five stars anyway.
takewithfood
Adding my stars to the pile.

fluffy
Skip to 25:31 for the highlights.
Cherry Pop Culture
If there were any justice, she would fall into a wood chipper.
Father Avalanche
You have to be stuffed into those.

James Woods
There is no Batman.

memedumpster
☆☆☆☆☆

Jet Bin Fever
She's the herpes on the foreskin of America. She just keeps coming back.
cognitivedissonance
You sound like you're speaking from experience.

Jet Bin Fever
Oh yeah. Flarin' up while watching this.

James Woods
What a cunts cunt.

I can't believe I watched four minutes of this. On the bright side she's looking more and more like Skeletor each time see her. Maybe she'll die soon.
chumbucket
Why doesn't she just go away?
Nikon
Hell doesn't want her back.


TeenerTot
Made it to 1:36.

Ahh-CUNT-ahh....Sorry. Allergies.
Riskbreaker
This is great, the republican bubble just keeps getting smaller and smaller, more crazy. At this rate only people in mental institutions would vote for them.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Reagan closed those so they could vote GOP.

American Standard
What's wrong with you people, this is fantastic. It's just more evidence the GOP is determined not to learn a single goddamn solitary thing from the cornholing they endured last election. Good news for everybody.

Drink deep, Old White America! Lap up that pandering slop and tell yourself it's filet mignon. I approve. Jeb/Jindal in 2016!
Jet Bin Fever
Yeah. You have a point. But regardless, some of these douchebags will win seats in congress and the senate and continue obstructing every bill that isn't in their platform (and some that are!). So, I don't think its a good thing for the country having these fuckers around, as much fun as it is watching them self-destruct.

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