This one was right to have gone through to the front page, but my description (http://ow.ly/j5w2e) was better.
She is the only speaker at CPAC who used a teleprompter, and then read a joke about Obama using teleprompters, from the teleprompter.
She also probably got paid, minimum, 5 figures for this shit. But, if someone wants 0 a month for groceries, they're parasites.
|Urkel Forever |
She drinks a Big Gulp, badmouths reality television (after spending more time as a reality television star than as a governor), dogwhistles to Birthers ("background checks"), and makes a joke about her "rack."
Wow. Even for her, it is quite something.
Muppet face preload.
|Binro the Heretic |
"Jesus, how long have I been listening to this bitch? Six minutes? Hm, seems longer. How much more is there? AGH! FUCK NO!!!"
She really is nothing but a schticky caricature. It pays a lot more than being a governor.
|The Mothership |
I can't even bring myself to hit play. Take your stars and go away.
I love how the very first frame of the footage has two teleprompters clearly visible.
At least the preload image shows she hasn't written her answers on her hands this time.
The GOP's Intellectual heavyweights out in force.
I can't wait to see Rubio, Jindal, Rand Paul, & Christie debate...
|Hugo Gorilla |
A 25 minute video of Sarah Palin speaking.
Nope. Not even going to click it.
Jesus, I couldn't keep going past the moment she shoehorned in the 2nd amendment bit. I hate this state sometimes.
I'm transferring out of Alaska this summer. Glad to be leaving.
Yup. Finally got me a cutter. Gonna get that sea time.
I no longer would.
I just noticed that you can pause this video anywhere and there is a 100% chance that she'll have a Grinch expression (from the original book, not that CGI thing). Try it!
No, I'm going to have to go with the CGI one.
Like an audience full of rabid prairie dogs, eating each others' babies, slobbering in great ribbons towards the stage where the Mange Mother secretes her pus-milk.
"Mange Mother" I will forever think that when I see this face.
|Father Avalanche |
Mate Rate: 35%
I have too much respect for myself and my mental well-being, so I can't press play. Here's your five stars anyway.
Skip to 25:31 for the highlights.
|Cherry Pop Culture |
If there were any justice, she would fall into a wood chipper.
|Jet Bin Fever |
She's the herpes on the foreskin of America. She just keeps coming back.
|James Woods |
What a cunts cunt.
I can't believe I watched four minutes of this. On the bright side she's looking more and more like Skeletor each time see her. Maybe she'll die soon.
Why doesn't she just go away?
Hell doesn't want her back.
Made it to 1:36.
This is great, the republican bubble just keeps getting smaller and smaller, more crazy. At this rate only people in mental institutions would vote for them.
|American Standard |
What's wrong with you people, this is fantastic. It's just more evidence the GOP is determined not to learn a single goddamn solitary thing from the cornholing they endured last election. Good news for everybody.
Drink deep, Old White America! Lap up that pandering slop and tell yourself it's filet mignon. I approve. Jeb/Jindal in 2016!
Jet Bin Fever
Yeah. You have a point. But regardless, some of these douchebags will win seats in congress and the senate and continue obstructing every bill that isn't in their platform (and some that are!). So, I don't think its a good thing for the country having these fuckers around, as much fun as it is watching them self-destruct.
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