This is what happens when you use Mad Libs to write your pitches.

"We're going to buy the backrounds from Rango and just hope for the best!"

Glad to see furries are still matching animals to ethnicities.

I feel like the furry endgame is to successfully make a barely-PG kids blockbuster suggestive enough to ensure the next generation of warriors for the coming eugenics war.

I will admit if this was Disney's Cinderella getting into a fist fight, I'd watch it.

I suspect the working title was Cindeerella, and most of the movie just wrote itself after that.

I can see furries not liking this very much. The boobs aren't nearly big enough, and the faces look too much like actual animals.

I can't help but think this Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa reboot misses the point.

Tell me this has something to do with Food Fight!. It just HAS to.

The lost tooth gag is actually pretty clever. Too bad everything else sucks. 5 for utter soullessness.

Defying the law of momentum is humourous.

:33 the dude hits the pole from the absolute wrong direction. This is some "parachute pulls go up" levels of stupid.

Fun fact: this film, which is French, was the biggest French box office bomb of 2012.

In other words, it's France's very own Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure.

1:24-1:29: WHAT THE SHIT DID I JUST SEE???