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God damn hippies have to turn even kissing into some fanatic cult "I jump you jump" Dungeons & Dragons" crap.
God this makes me feel so normal to know that people need this sort of shit.
An amazing way to kiss is to pretend you're a corpse.
And I thought I was the only one that did this.
A mistake a lot of people make is trying to kiss without assuming the Kshudgaga Position first.
Do you have to hypolate intermittently?
LEARN TO KISS LIKE THE EARTH-HUMANS DO.
Mmmm-hmmm, dat's right, I's gonna align your chakras all night looooong
When I first saw this in the hopper, I was amused to think of the tepid, highly technical sex they have. I'm now bothered by the horror-realization that these two weird/boring people probably have good sex, in defiance of a pantheon of sex gods.
I doubt they have what most people would call "good sex." But, I'm sure they inflate the meaning and their proclaimed mastery of sex to the point that they believe it was good anyway.
1:06 - 1:08 needs to be a GIF.
Advanced Kissing Technique: TRY DOING NOTHING
That's my advanced fucking technique also.
Man, I've really been over-thinking it..
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