Brody was in Giallo. He should never be considered an "actor" ever again.
Are you prepared for the comedy that'll make Movie 43 look somewhat not-quite as shitty in comparison? DARE YOU WATCH?
Oh my god.
No matter how little this grosses, it will be far too much.
|Hammer Falls |
With this and "The Underground Comedy Movie", I think it's clear that Vince had his mind blown by a MAD magazine at age 10 and never fully recovered.
"In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy."
Is anything truly shocking or border-breaking anymore, especially when those delivering it are mostly has-beens who can't even get in the news by having a mental breakdown? Also, nice try, movie, but there's already an internet, and we've seen far worse than you could possibly imagine.
This could be a generation's "Skidoo" for all we know.
Every time someone says that, another one of these movies seems to appear.
Ah, for a more innocent time when the only films being made with "all-star casts" were the ones for the Cannonball Run movies...
20 or 30 years from now a movie like that would be amazing.
A comedy that looks undeniably worse than Epic Movie, released on my birthday.
Directed By: The Shamwow Guy (NO REALLY)
The Shamwow Guy
The Amazing Racist
Some other unfunny fucks from Youtube
Consisting of a collection of sketches that go something like: dick joke, pussy joke, gay joke, dick joke, racist joke, racist joke, gay joke, buttsex joke, buttsex joke, racist joke, HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT THAT INTERNET joke
1 out of 100 on metacritic
0% on rotten tomatoes
Opening weekend gross: 2,000
You guys are right, this may be the worst possible thing ever shit out of the cinema world, and 2,000 is far, far, far too much.
I'm betting this will be on non-premium late-night cable for years. It'll steadily make money on DVD purchase/rental and download. People will see it either because they DO find shit like this funny (for which I weep) or they have a thing for bad movies.
What's with the APP in Inappropriate being in caps? Its a movie, not and app. Did they do this because the kids like Apps? It really makes no sense.
Whoops. Steampoweredkleensex answered my question. I should have read the comments more carefully before posting my own.
Wait, so all I need to get my own movie is to string together a bunch of racist stereotypes?
Enclosed, please find my script for STAR WARS EPISODE VII: MEXICANS ARE LAZY. I will only accept payment in gold. Thank you.
PS- Sequel idea: Eskimos are also lazy.
They're beating several dead horses and aren't even trying to be the least bit clever with it in this though:
"HUHUH, BLACK PEOPLE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN! AND BASKETBALL! BE SHOCKED SOMEONE SAID IT!
"HUHUH, SENDING BLACK PEOPLE BACK TO AFRICA! BE SHOCKED!"
"HUHUH, ASIANS AND THEIR SLANTEY EYES! LOLOLOL!"
I know Asians have slanty eyes, but I've never once heard the stereotype that Asians have slanty vaginas. That's not racist, that's just stupid.
Hey, how many Mexicans does it take to make... oh, wait, they've built it already.
The first and last time I heard the slanty vagina bit was in elementary school. So it makes since that it would reappear in this movie.
In elementary school, our class clown would run into the wall repeatably while shouting "I THOUGHT THERE WAS A DOOR HERE! OOF!!"
Just saying that an hour of that would be a way better use of cinema than what I've seen of this movie so far.
I wish everyone would refer to these movies as "desperately offensive."
Plenty of things are still offensive, but they require sincerety to offend. This movie desperately wants to offend you, so nothing about it is particuarly offensive.
Its like a bunch kindergartners giggling among themselves because they learned a naughty word.
YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.
No I won't.
I'm waiting for the Shamwow guy to Billy Mays himself.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
Does this film feature Joey Ramone's corpse being exhumed and raped? 'cause you're halfway there, movie.
I feel like this movie is filled to the brim with people who look like sort of more well known actors.
5 for this movie has been talked about for fucking years and it still somehow got made.
How the fuck do you go from making a colossal piece of shit like Underground Movie to somehow getting the money to basically make Underground Movie 2????
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
He's like The Wiz from Seinfeld now, thanks to Shamwow. People don't know exactly where they know him from, but they just have a good feeling about him, and bam! He's got funding.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
In theaters this March, on DVD in June.
looks alright, i'll probably just wait for the blu-ray.
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